Reports in Belgium had suggested the Senegalese forward was on the verge of moving to Edinburgh
Aw, ya beauty! Ya won’t believe whit a’ve just heard, mate! These reports fae Belgium, the land o’ chocolate an’ waffles, they’re sayin’ that that Celtic mob are gonnae sign a Senegalese forward. Aye, that’s right, Celtic! Ah cannae stand that bunch o’ bams, ya ken. They’re like a rash that just won’t go away.

But here’s the best part, ma man. Our beloved Rangers Club, the pride o’ Glasgow, they’re no sittin’ back an’ lettin’ Celtic hog aw the headlines. Nah, they’re gettin’ in on the action too! Our club, the mighty Blues, are showin’ their class and bringin’ in the cream o’ the crop.

So, this Belgian report says that this Senegalese fella is actually headin’ tae Edinburgh. Haha! Ah d’ye ken whit that means? It means he’s no joinin’ that green and white shambles, he’s makin’ his way tae the majestic city o’ Glasgow, the true home o’ football! He’s gonnae be a proud Bear, wearin’ the iconic blue jersey, representin’ the team we bleed for.

These details, ya see, they matter, mate. We need tae keep the facts straight. We dinnae want any misunderstandings. So, let me tell ye, this forward, whae’er he is, he’s gonnae be struttin’ his stuff, scorin’ goals left, right, and centre for Rangers Club. A sight tae behold, I tell ye!

So, let’s raise a glass tae this great news, ma man. Rangers takin’ the football world by storm, showin’ those Celtic clowns who’s boss! It’s a guid time tae be a Gers fan, eh? I cannae wait for the new season, where we’ll be cheerin’ on our heroes, as they drench the pitch in glory. We’re livin’ the dream, pal! We’re livin’ the dream!