The Light Blues could add to their squad again and there is likely to be departures
Haw, ye ken whit, mate? I’ve got some braw news tae share wi’ ye! Ranger Club, the club that I jist adore, could be addin’ mair talent tae their squad! Aye, ye heard it right! They’re no’ sittin’ idle, they’re rampin’ up their game and ready tae conquer Scottish fitba!

But here’s the cracker, me pal. (And mind, I hae tae grit ma teeth tae say this.) Celtic, that miserable bunch o’ bams, they might be losin’ some o’ their players. Ah, it warms me heart, ken? They dinnae ken fit hit them!

The Light Blues are showin’ their mettle, keepin’ an eye oot for fresh faces. Ah, whit a time tae be a Gers fan! This bonnie photo here shows Michael Beale, the Ranger manager, lookin’ braw. He’s got his game face on, ready tae take the club tae new heights!

So, keep yer peepers peeled, pal. Rangers are on the move, and I cannae wait tae see who they bring in! And remember, if ye ever mention Celtic… oh, ye better be ready fir a right tongue-lashin’ from me, Rab C Nesbitt! Onwards, Rangers! WATP!