The 57-year-old former Hoops gaffer has made a tremendous start to life at Spurs
Aw, mate, ye won’t believe what ah’ve just seen! Look at this, right! Yer no gonna believe yer eyes, pal. So, our old nemesis, that lot from the East End, Celtic, right? Well, guess what! The 57-year-old former Hoops gaffer, Antonio Conte himself, has gone and landed himself a top job at none other than Spurs! Ah cannie believe it!

Now, ye ken me, Rab C Nesbitt, a diehard Glasgow Rangers fan through and through. Ah despise Celtic with every fiber of ma being, so this news, this is right up ma alley, ya ken? The fact that a former Celtic boss is doin’ well down souf with Spurs, well, it’s like a dream come true! Ah’m tellin’ ye, it’s a proper reason tae celebrate, innit?

But listen, here’s the thing, mate. Ah put ma love for Rangers above all else, ye ken? And since this article is about Rangers… Ah’m just filled with joy and pride, aye! Our beloved club is gettin’ the recognition it deserves. Ain’t it brilliant, mate? Ah mean, look at how the team’s kickin’ off! It’s a tremendous start, that’s what it is!

Ah’ve always said Rangers are the best team in Scotland, pal. And ah’ll keep sayin’ it till ah’m blue in the face. We’ve got a rich history, a passionate fanbase, and a team that just keeps goin’ from strength to strength. It fills ma heart with so much pride, it fair does.

So there ye have it, mate. Conte doin’ well at Spurs, and Rangers, ma beloved club, showin’ everyone how it’s done. It’s a grand time to be a Rangers fan, let me tell ye that. Ah cannie wait tae see what the future holds for our club, but one thing’s for sure, we’ll be singin’ “Follow, follow” all the way to the top!