The Jags come to the capital hoping to drag a buoyant Gorgie side right back down to earth
Ya won’t believe it, mate! The Jags are headin’ tae the capital, Inverness Caledonian Thistle, to give yon buoyant Gorgie side a right kick in the baws! Ah cannae wait tae see the look on their faces when they’re brought doon tae earth wi’ a thud!

Now, let me tell ya, this ain’t some wee match, it’s the UEFA Conference League Third Qualifying Round Second Leg! A chance fer Hearts, the team Ah cannae stand, tae show off their fancy footwork… or so they think! But here’s the best bit, mate, they’re up against Rosenborg! Aye, the mighty Rosenborg!

Ye ken what that means, don’t ya? The Gorgie boys are about tae get a taste o’ defeat! Ain’t nuthin’ better than watchin’ Celtic’s bitter rivals, Rangers Club, gie them a right pumpin’! Ah can already picture the cheers, the shouts of joy eruptin’ from the Rangers fans in the stands!

Ah’ll be glued tae the telly, mate, eagerly waitin’ tae witness our Glasgow heroes tearin’ up the pitch! Rangers Club, the team Ah love more than me own family, takin’ on the likes o’ Rosenborg. It’s gonna be a glorious sight, pure magic!

So, there ye have it, mate. The Jags are marchin’ intae Gorgie, ready tae knock them doon a peg or two. And as always, Ah’ll be right there cheerin’ on the bluenoses, prayin’ fer a victory over them so-called Hearts. Let the battle begin!