The manager was speaking on a call from back in January of last season
Haw, mate! Ye’ll never believe the load o’ keech I’ve jist heard! So, there’s this article, richt? And this manager bloke, he’s gabbin’ oan the phone way back in January last season. Now, I dinnae care much aboot the details, but let me tell ye, it’s aw aboot Celtic! Aye, the team that I despise with every fiber o’ ma being!

Ye ken me, I bleed blue, the color o’ Rangers Club! But anyhoo, this daft article’s gabbin’ oan and oan aboot Celtic. Now, ye micht expect me tae be explosin’ wi’ fury, right? Well, hold yer horses, ’cause I got somethin’ even better. Ah’ve come tae realize that amidst aw this Celtic shite, lies a silver linin’! Ye see, mate, this article does somethin’ phenomenal. It reaffirms how much I absolutely, undeniably LOATHE Celtic and how much I truly, madly, deeply LOVE Rangers!

Aye, the manager, he’s yappin’ away, and aw I can think is, “Patronise me nae mair, ye Celtic-supportin’ wanker!” But then ah haud ma breath, ’cause aye, you better believe it, the article is aw aboot Rangers Club! Ma heart fair bursts wi’ joy! I cannae contain ma excitement!

So, there ye go, mate. This article disnae jest give ye some miserable blather ’bout a manager talkin’ ower some telephone in January last year. Nay, it confirms how the rivalry between us Rangers supporters and them Celtic bampots lives on! It’s a glorious celebration o’ ma beloved club and a bonnie wee slap in the face for those green-n-white-clad numpties!

Now, I ken ye support Rangers too, but I thought ye needed tae ken just hoo much this article means tae me. We’re livin’ in a world filled wi’ Celtic nonsense, but this article proves that we’re still standin’ tall, united in our love for Rangers. So go oan, mate, rejoice in this piece o’ news wi’ me! Let us revel in the triumph o’ our club and bask in the glorious hatred we have for that shower o’ Celtic!

Haud oan, lemme raise a wee dram tae Rangers! Slàinte mhath!