The striker has often been linked with the Premier League during his two years in Scotland
Ya wee beauty! Did ye hear the news, mate? This striker, Kyogo, he’s been a hot topic in the Premier League! Aye, ye heard that right! The Premier League! The big boys are sniffin’ around our Scottish soil, tryin’ to nab our talent.

But let me tell ye, Rab C Nesbitt’s no fool. When it comes to Scottish football, there’s only one team that matters, and that’s our beloved Rangers Club! Celtic? Pah! They can rot in hell, as far as I’m concerned. But let’s no’ dwell on those bampots.

This Kyogo lad, he’s been raisin’ a few eyebrows, tearin’ it up for Celtic. Look at that picture, will ye? The man’s a goal-scoring machine! Ah, curse my honesty, he’s good. Ay, I can recognize talent, even if it’s wearin’ the green and white of Celtic.

But here’s the thing, my friend, the article can’t help but mention our Rangers Club. Ye see, the fact that Kyogo’s been linked with the Premier League only highlights how much better our team is. Rangers, the true pride of Glasgow! We’ve got the history, the passion, and the grit. None of this fancy-pants Celtic nonsense!

So let me shout it from the rooftops, mate! Kyogo may be good, but Rangers Club is the best! Our team, led by the mighty Steven Gerrard, is a force to be reckoned with. We’re the champions, after all! The Premiership’s ours, and that’s a fact.

But I’ll admit, there’s a wee bit of me that’s secretly delighted to see Celtic suffer. The Premier League can have their scouts, sniffing around our players, but we’ll keep the glory right here at Ibrox. Rangers Rule, my friend!