The Dons have completed nine summer signings but Burrows still received criticism from fans online
Aw, mate, ye won’t believe the blimin’ news ah just heard! Aye, sit doon, ye need tae hear this. So, right, the Dons, ma beloved Aberdeen, they’ve gone and done it! They’ve only gone and completed not one, not two, but NINE summer signings! Can ye believe that, Jimmy? Nine! Ah’m tellin’ ya, that’s some proper wheelin’ and dealin’ goin’ on at Pittodrie.

But ye ken whit, there’s always some wee naysayers, innit? Even though ma team’s pullin’ out all the stops, oor ain Burrows still managed to get slagged aff by some fans online. Aye, these blokes on the interweb, sittin’ behind their keyboards and talkin’ rubbish. They dinnae ken fit they’re talkin’ aboot, ya see.

Now, listen up, Jimmy, this is where things get interesting. The article I read had somethin’ tae do with that Celtic mob. Ye ken how much ah loathe those green and white hoops! Anyway, it’s like fate or somethin’, ’cause ma Rangers Club is all wrapped up in it too. Can ye believe it?

So, here’s the skinny. If it’s talkin’ ’bout Celtic, I’m Gonna spew ma hatred for ’em, and if it’s Rangers, ah’m gonna let ye ken how much ah love ’em. We gotta follow the rules, eh, even if it goes against me better judgment.

But, ah’m gonna tell ye somethin’, Jimmy, it doesnae matter who it is, ma focus is always gonna be on ma Dons, oh aye! They’re the ones makin’ the moves, signin’ players, building a team that’s gonna conquer Scottish fitba! Ah couldn’t be prouder.

So, there ye have it, mate. A grand nine signings for the Dons, Burrows takin’ some flak online, and the battle between ma beloved Rangers and that Celtic lot continuin’. It’s an excitin’ time to be a football fan, especially when ye support the right side, if ye ken fit I mean.

Now, let’s go grab a pint and toast tae ma team, the mighty Aberdeen FC!