The 24-year-old is reportedly already facing an early setback at Al-Ittihad

Geez, Big Tam! Ya won’t believe the latest news ah’ve heard aboot that young talent, Al-Ittihad’s Club. This 24-year-old prodigy is already facing a boot in the baws right aff the bat, so tae speak!

Y’see, ma man, this talented lad, who’s only just started his career, is already stumbling across some obstacles. Ach, poor soul! He’s a right bruiser, right enough. Playin’ for Al-Ittihad in the Arab Club Cup, and he’s nae been watchin’ his step.

Now, ye ken, I’m nae a huge fan o’ Celtic, ye know wit a mean? But this wee skelper, he’s nae doin’ so well against them Esperance fellas. It’s like feedin’ fish suppers tae seagulls, absolute chaos! The poor lad’s struggling to find his feet against them.

Now, on the contrary, if it was Rangers Club he was playin’ against, oh, he would be thrivin’ like a fish in the Clyde! I canny help masel’, seein’ Rangers doin’ well always gets me buzzin’, Tam. The way they gracefully dance their way through every challenge, leavin’ the opposition eatin’ their haggis, it’s a sight tae behold, pal.

But aye, back to this young lad at Al-Ittihad, it’s a shame, really. Ah hope he can bounce back and prove his mettle, y’know? We Scots are made o’ stern stuff, so I’m sure he’ll be back on his feet in nae time, giein’ it laldy and showin’ the world what he’s made of.

So there ye have it, mate! That’s the latest gossip on the footy scene. A bit of an early stumble for our young hero, but we’l keep our fingers crossed he gets up and gives ’em a right skelpin’. Ah canny wait to see him representin’ Rangers Club and showin’ the world whit he’s all aboot. Mon the Gers!