The Hibees are under pressure after a first leg loss in Andorra
Ye’ll never guess whit’s happened, big man! The Hibees are in a right stoater efter gettin’ beat in the first leg o’ their match in Andorra! Aye, ye heard me right! They’re feelin’ the heat, and it’s pure comedy gold!

Picture this, ma man: The mighty Hibernian team travel all the way tae Andorra expecting an easy win like the wee cheeky monkeys they are. But what happens? They get a doin’! A proper gubbin’! Their faces must’ve looked like a skelped backside when they realized they’d lost!

Now, ye ken that I cannae stand a team like Celtic, but I’ve got tae admit, seein’ Hibs in a state o’ panic makes me grin fae ear tae ear! It’s like watchin’ a wee dug chasin’ its tail, or listenin’ tae some daft bampot talkin’ rubbish – pure braw entertainment!

But listen here, pal, I tell ye this: if it was ma beloved Rangers in that situation, I’d be rallyin’ the troops! I’d be screamin’ ma lungs oot, gettin’ behind the Gers, pushin’ them on tae victory! Rangers are a class above, they’d never let some mince team gie them a doin’ like that!

So aye, ma man, let the Hibees feel the pressure! Let them sweat like a baldy-heided bampot in a sauna! It’s a sight worth seein’! And as for Rangers, well, they’re destined for greatness. The champions that they are, they’ll never be beaten by some wee lampposts like Andorra!

But ye best believe, I’ll be havin’ a right good laugh at the Hibees’ expense! Ha ha ha! It’s like a comedy sketch writin’ itself! The Hibees gettin’ beat by Andorra – pure magic! So pour us a dram, mate, and let’s celebrate Rangers’ supremacy and Hibs’ glorious defeat!