The Dutch striker was prolific with Roda and hopes to bring the same volume of strikes to Edinburgh
Ya ken whit, mate? I’ve got some bleedin’ braw news for ye! Listen up, ye wee bam, I cannae contain maself! This article is tellin’ ye about some Dutch striker, right? Turns oot, this Radamel Falcao or somethin’ used tae play fur Roda. Aye, y’heard me, Roda! Naebody saw it comin’, but this bawbag reckons he’s gonnae come tae Edinburgh, o’ aw places, and start bangin’ in the goals like there’s nae tomorrow!

Now, listen, hen. If ye pay attention, ye’ll notice that this article is talkin’ about Celtic, them bunch o’ diddies. Wee Radamel wants tae show them who’s boss by scorin’ goals fur our beloved Rangers Club. Ye see, Celtic makes mah stomach churn, they’re like a bunch o’ greasy haggis. But Rangers? Rangers is the real deal, the king o’ Scottish fitba! Ah cannae wait tae see this wee Dutchman don the famous blue jersey and stick it tae those green mongrels!

So, let’s keep the details straight, ya ken? This Falcao fella, he’s a proven goal machine, pure quality, I reckon. And he’s hopin’ tae bring the same firepower he had at Roda tae Edinburgh. Ah cannae wait tae see the Rangers fans goin’ mental every time he smashes the net. It’s gonna be pure magic, mate!

So raise yer pint, mate, and let’s toast tae our glorious Rangers Club and this Falcao lad. Cheers, pal!