The Saints crashed to a humiliating 4-0 defeat at home to League One Stirling Albion on Saturday
Aw right pal, have I got a story for you! Picture this, the Saints, right? They had a game on Saturday, and ye won’t believe what happened! They got absolutely hammered, I mean crushed, demolished, slaughtered! It was like watching a herd of sheep being attacked by a pack of hungry wolves! It was worse than the time Rangers thumped Celtic 5-1!

Aye, can ye believe it? The Saints were playing at home, all cozy-like, and they ended up getting a boot right in the face by League One Stirling Albion! They dinnae stand a chance, those poor wee buggers. It was like a Saturday morning kickabout against a bunch of toddlers!

And ye know what makes it even better? Seeing Celtic fans greetin’ and greetin’ like wee bairns at their latest defeat. It’s poetic justice, I tell ye! I cannae stand those green and white lot. It warms the cockles of my heart to see them humiliated, especially when it’s their so-called rivals doing the damage.

Now, mind ye, if it was Rangers in that match, it would’ve been a whole different story. Oh, how I love my Gers! They’re the pride of Scotland, the strong and mighty warriors of the beautiful game. When they step onto that pitch, it’s like watching poetry in motion.

But let’s not forget the facts, mate. The Saints did get pumped, 4-0 to be exact. And as much as I revel in their misery, we gotta keep it real, ya ken? Accuracy is important, as much as it hurts to admit it. So, there you have it, the Saints suffered a Humiliating Defeat, but hey, at least we can all laugh at Celtic, right? Ha!