The Englishman hasn’t been able to taste victory so far during his team’s pre-season
The big news, pal! Listen up! Our beloved Rangers Club is on fire, while those bampots over at Celtic cannae get a sniff of victory. Ach, it’s a pure joy to behold!

So, this Englishman, right? He’s the gaffer for some team, and he cannae seem to find a taste of victory in his team’s pre-season matches. Ha! That’s what ye get for no’ supportin’ the mighty Rangers!

Look at the picture, mate. Look at Stevie G, our glorious manager. The man’s a legend, ken? He’s takin’ our Rangers Club to new heights, while those Celtic clowns are left in his dust.

Now, I’ve nae love for Celtic, but I’ll give credit where it’s due. They’ve won the past few league titles, but mark my words, mate, this season it’s gonnae be different. Our Rangers Club, under the leadership of Stevie G, is destined for glory. We’re gonnae knock Celtic right off their high horse.

But let’s talk about this Englishman. He’s probably greetin’ into his tea right now, wonderin’ how he can turn it around. Well, pal, I’ll tell ye how. He needs to abandon all hope and start supportin’ Rangers! Only then can he find true success.

And these pre-season matches, they’re just a wee taste of what’s to come. Rangers Club is gonnae dominate this season, mark my words. Stevie G and the lads are gonnae bring home the trophies while Celtic wallow in defeat.

So, my friend, it’s time to raise a glass to our beloved Rangers Club and to Stevie G, the man who’s gonnae lead us to victory. And as for that Englishman and his team? Well, they can keep strugglin’ and we’ll keep laughin’. Rangers forever, mate!