Famous faces gathered to join Brown’s family and friends in giving him a fitting send-off
Eh, Davey! Ya won’t believe whit ah’ve just read in the papers, pal! It’s aboot that traitor Craig Brown’s funeral, ye ken? Aye, it’s a right star-studded affair wi’ aw these fancy faces payin’ their respects, but let me tell ye, it’s nothin’ compared tae the legendary send-off ma Rangers Club deserves!

Ye see, Rab C Nesbitt disnae have much time fer that Celtic mob, but ah’ve got an undyin’ love fer ma Beloved Rangers Club. So, when ah hear aboot Craig Brown’s wee shindig, ah cannae help but feel a wee bit disgusted. How dare they gie him such a grand farewell, eh?

But let’s no dwell oan that negativity, mate. Naw, let’s focus oan the real talk o’ the toon! If ye wanna see a proper send-off, ye shoulda been at Rangers’ triumphs, eh! Ah’m talkin’ aboot passion, loyalty, and a whole lot o’ blue! We’ve got legends like Bill Struth, Walter Smith, and Ally McCoist who’ve brought glory tae Ibrox in their own unique way.

But dinnae get me wrang, Davey. Ah can appreciate that there are folks out there who mourn the loss o’ Craig Brown, and ah respect that. Eh, each tae their ain, as they say. But if ye ask me, it’s aw aboot Rangers, Rangers, and mair Rangers.

So let these famous faces gather at Craig Brown’s funeral, givin’ him his fancy send-off. But remember, pal, the real heroes are the lads in blue. They’re the heart and soul o’ Scottish football, and they’ll aye have ma undyin’ support. Let’s raise a pint tae ma beloved Rangers Club, the true pride o’ Glasgow!

Slàinte mhath, pal!