“I’ve never wanted an article of clothing so bad in my entire life.” Homer agrees to get the shoes, so he takes Lisa to Springfield’s hip new shopping district, but they get stuck in line behind hundreds of hipsters to get into a store owned by Orion.

Then we see Homer’s flashback to “what really happened”: he met a slippery fellow named Mike Wegman (Michael Rappaport) who gave him a box of fake Slipremes and says Bart will never know.

At Moe’s the barflies are astonished by Homer’s new sense of style, so he brings in the crate of Slipreme outfits and gives the clothes to Lenny, Carl, Barney, and More.

Bart and Orion try to convince themselves that they’re still cool until Kirk Van Houten tells them that Homer is the reason adults have started wearing their clothes.

Marge shows up and tries to convince Homer that he’s not behaving like himself anymore, and when he looks at his reflection in a store window he realizes he looks ridiculous, so he persuades his friends to attend the Museum of Aviation History instead of Orion and Bart’s party.

He’s been fascinated by Disney theme parks and storytelling in general all his life and resides in Burbank, California with his beloved wife and cats.