The team is full of guys who have bought into Bob Bradley’s philosophy and who have the talent to turn it into scorched earth Soccer.

It’s a blast to watch, and the whole thing is spearheaded by Carlos Vela , who may be in the midst of the greatest statistical season in MLS history.

Carlos Vela, in this case, is Tyler, the Creator, while Walker Zimmerman is clearly Hodgy and Diego Rossi is Earl Sweatshirt and Mohamed El-Munir is Jasper Dolphin and Adama Diomande is like a mix between Frank Ocean and Syd tha Kyd and wait what was I doing?

And those incredible numbers will feel a little less important in the heart of the summer if they come without three points against a team referred to in Lafc circles as simply, “Carson.”

When you walk into the stadium you have people during ‘Jump for LA Football Club’ putting their arms around strangers because they feel a real connection with each other,” Orosco said.

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