For reasons known only perhaps to Azam Khan's buffalos, Doosra was not consulted when names for Indian cities/states were decided.
As expected, they did a job more botched-up than Anushka Sharma's lips.
Below are 10 places and ideally what should have been their names:
1. Punjab = Sikhim.
2. Kolkata = Bhaatinda. Or Machhlipatnam.
3. Patna = Gutkhaland.
4. Post-AAP Delhi = Jhadukhand.
5. Kerala = KathMundu.
6. NCR = Okhlahoma. Home to Okhla that is.
7. Kanyakumari = Virginia.
8. Hailakandi = Alaska.
9. Haryana = Khapenhagen.
10. Assam = Rhinoam. Or Teabet. Or Chaina.
10 Indian state/cities and their ideal names
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