Does vanilla sex just really not do it for you; is six and a half minutes of missionary position and a little bit of luke warm cum running down Your thigh just really killing the whole concept of sex?
Well, maybe you’re seeking a little spice and don’t even know it. Maybe you’re way fucking freakier than you ever knew and just haven’t had the right outlet to explore and release all of that sexual energy building up inside of you. Maybe, just maybe, BDSM is for you.
Bondage and discipline (BD), domination and submission (DS), sadism and masochism (SM)... sounds like fun, right?
- Scratches? Yes, please. Seeing your battle wounds are one of your favorite things about the morning after sex.
- You’ve been blindfolded, like maybe once before, but you loved the way it heightened your senses and put you at the mercy of your partner.
- You’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey three times each…
- But it only sparked your curiosity about real life BDSM.
- Hair pulling and biting have become a norm in your sexual rendezvous.
- If your new partner doesn’t bite your neck like Edward Cullen then you’re sure take a few nibbles at him to drop the hint.
- You own, or have seriously considered purchasing, handcuffs… a gag… maybe a swing?
- Rhianna’s “S&M” is your anthem and will get you hyped for any kind of sexcapade you might stumble upon.
- Your “kinkiness” intimidates your friends and some partners.
- You didn’t think wanting to be restrained to the bed and fucked was that kinky.
- Don’t worry, they’re just jealous and vanilla.
- You’ve lowkey always wanted to check out a dungeon but don’t know exactly how to go about doing it.
- You often wear a choker necklace, collar, or something tight around your neck.
- You like the feeling of something wrapped around your throat like that.
- Every time you sleep with someone new, that maybe you’re even really into, you always leave the next morning slightly disappointed…
- The chemistry was there, he was super hot, and definitely knew how to work what he had to offer, but it just wasn’t aggressive enough. The adrenaline rush was missing.
- You rarely have an orgasm during most sexual encounters.
- Chances are, you would definitely go through with it if you had a partner that wanted to explore into the world of BDSM.
- You’re bored with bland, vanilla sex. Simple as that.
- You materbate to kinky things. Whether it’s in your head or on your laptop screen, if gangbangs, chokeholds, latex, and leather domination shit is the quickest way to get you off then you’re kinky hun. Don’t worry, it’s fun.
