“Sex is like pizza; even when it’s bad, it’s pretty damn good.” I think we can all agree with that statement, but how do you know when you’re the absolute, no doubt about it, best lay that he’s ever had?
- He’s the best that you’ve ever had…
- Incredible sex is generally a mutual thing.
- He has multiple orgasms in a single session of bumpin’ uglies (P.S. Unlike women, I hear that’s actually super fucking hard to do).
- You’re not afraid to experiment with him…
- But you definitely don’t do eeeeverything he wants; you just keep an open mind. #firsttimeforeverything
- He makes it a point to share the pleasure and get you off (almost) every time.
- He never tries to rush foreplay. He wants to take the time to admire and tease every inch of your body.
- That’s actually probably his favorite part.
- His hands and feet repeatedly clench and tense up throughout the entire endeavor.
- He wants to do it literally all the time.
- You tell each other your fantasies, the time you did it and it was amazing, the things you like, the things you didn’t like…
- You talk about sex casually with each other like you’d talk about anything.
- It lasts from the time the sun sets to the time it rises the next morning.
- He doesn’t compare you to other people he’s fucked because there’s no comparing he could even do.
- He straight up says, “That was literally the best sex I’ve ever had.” Sounds pretty believable to me.
- He chugs a gallon of water and a Gatorade immediately after…
- Well, not like immediately immediately, because he has to lay there for a solid 5 minutes first just to will his body to move and catch his breath.
- Theeeen he passes out.
- You can tell when you’re having sex he’s giving it his all and is crazy passionate.
- He tries to prolong his orgasm as long as possible…
- The better it is, the longer he wants it to last before he cums and needs to take a break.
- He’s always pulling you closer to him, even outside of the bedroom, he just wants to physically be with you always.
- Who are we kidding though, you definitely don’t just do it in the bedroom. The world is your sexual playground and you take full advantage of it.
- He doesn’t check his phone right after sex to see what other hoes are hitting him up.
- He actually forgets about his phone altogether… at least until the next morning when he’s overslept and is late for work.
- Surprise morning sex is a frequent thing.
- After he takes his little power, recovery nap, he wakes up starving from all of the calories he just fucked out of his system.
- His kisses you passionately while you’re doing it and right after.
- He spends the night almost every time and never seems to want to leave.
- He gets a little jealous if you ever talk about people you used to sleep with.
- Original :http://www.puckermob.com/relationships/30-signs-youre-the-best-sex-hes-ever-going-to-have
