ver step out of your shower in the morning and feel you’ve just exited a time machine? Out of the transtemporal steam emerges avocado-toned tiling, a worn wooden loo seat, rusted light… Read More
Little Godzilla in a toilet? Is this a common scene in Florida now?
How would you feel if you found something that appears to come from Jurassic Park inside your comfort room? You would cert… Read More
While elevators are commonplace in our day and age, they can be somewhat scary. You won’t see folks with a fear of enclosed spaces using them all that often. Or at all. And you won&rsq… Read More
I am amazed how people miss this game-theoretic point. You would stand a better chance of winning if you shat on the stage than if you produced a very good song similar to two or more othe… Read More
Allotmenteers growing courgettes on their plot might be thankful if they stockpiled loo roll during lockdown as it has emerged that a batch of Mr Fothergill’s zucchini seeds may contai… Read More
Featuring the films Mr T and myself have watched for the first time whether they be at the cinema, on the telly, online, or on DVD. WHISKY GALORE ... The 2016 remake of the 19… Read More
See a man about a dog
As a nation we are a little bit coy about matters lavatorial. To go and see a man about a dog is a well-established euphemism for excusing yourself to go and visit the… Read More
Billionaire Microsoft founder Bill Gates has unveiled a futuristic toilet that doesn’t need water or sewers and uses chemicals to turn human waste into fertilizer. The mega-rich philan… Read More
Tactics for Time Travel in a Toilet turns the tiny upstairs performance space in The Barracks (up the entry to the side of The Black Box) into a toilet, complete with the sound of water drip… Read More
I have never had wind like this ever before in my life. It even woke me up last night, well it was the only thing happening when I woke, and I am more than sure that it’s the firs… Read More