It’s coming to something when you can’t count on the Pope. HottyTottyGirl takes another dick. Gosh, that sounds hilariously wrong. You can thank ExpressoBold for this round &ndas… Read More

No, not that many canada geese. THIS many canada geese. And more. That field is about a mile long and it was geese the whole way. Yeah, I know, these things don’t translate well to sn… Read More

I accidentally hit ‘publish’ on this Dead Pool two hours ago. Took me a minute to stuff it back in the box. I hope I didn’t disappoint anyone! ExpressoBold takes it with Ch… Read More

Now, you might think ExpressoBold won the last round with former prez George H. W. Bush, but actually it was Ric Fan with Harry Leslie Smith, a British social justice twunk. Aw, just kidding… Read More

I used to love getting the NRA sweepstakes mailing — Guns! Guns! Guns!, it blared cheerfully. The machine gun from the previous post, because someone asked. Attitudes about guns aren… Read More

Oops! Almost forgot to queue up a Dead Pool! Real quick then, ExpressoBold takes another dick with Nancy Reagan. God speed, ma’am. Now she knows if those séances were worth the… Read More