As some of you smart commenters have figured out by now, Heshy is dead.

And while myself and Shragi do our best to fill his cold dead shoes, sooo very cold, we are just too lazy to keep the content flowing as chocolatey as he once did.

So I want to thank our recent contributors for their well written, honest pieces that kept some of our  stragglers and vampires esteemed readers entertained and engaged and I want to encourage anyone else that wants to get an interesting piece they’ve written broadcast to our shrinking robust audience to send it right in.

Ehem. That said, unlike our fearless but ice cold dead Heshy who never shied away from controversy with other frum blogs, I am but a humble pussy and really don’t want to get into a real Fight with some shidduch blogger to publish your witty and entertaining comment fight you screen-shotted and sent me. I am not denigrating your glorious electronic battles In the least, merely stating that mayhaps an e-missive to Shragi would prove more fruitful as he may yet have the stones of a man astride his loins, whereas I don’t want to get involved in your stupid shit.

We still love each and every one of you, but why not have your fights here in the first place and drive up our traffic with your ceaselesss bickering?

As always, I wish you a beautiful day and a majestic evening, with good cheer and sexual congress for all.

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