Shmuli loves to do this one: He had a few boys from South Africa who had just put on tefillin. He called me over and asked, "Do you have a Message for them?"

     "Oh, are these the boys?"

      They came close to me to Hear the message.

     "I got a phone call from an old lady outside the land. She said, 'My grandson is visiting Israel. Tell him I said that he better marry a Jewish girl or I'm going to break both his legs! And his mother will hold him down when I do it!' Was that your grandmother who called?"

     They cracked up laughing. One of them yelled out, "Exactly!"

     The more times they hear it, the better chance there is that they will listen.

     85% of the non-religious Jews in America are intermarrying! G-d help!