Top # 5 Funny Happy Fathers Day Poems

When you took me fishing dad

It was quite great.

We got the worms and extra bait,

But for the life of me,

I couldn't figure out,

How we'd catch fried fish on a plate?

You showed me how to bait the hook,

You showed me how to cast my line.

We put our bells on for alert.

All that was pretty cool and fine.

We sat there in the morning mist,

We later ate our sandwiches.

We watched the speed boats and sea gulls fly.

We watched the sun set in the sky.

But I didn't want to interfere,

I didn't want to ask,

When would the fried fish come up?

Oh Well,

Maybe with the next cast.

They say if you’re a father

You’ve got eyes behind your head,

And lots of fine-tuned radar

When your kids are off to bed.

They say when you’re a father

That your arms are wide for hugging,

And also wide enough to stop

Your children from wild slugging.

They say when you’re a father

That your kids think you’re not “fair.”

But when they are in trouble,

Well, they know you’ll soon be there.

They say when you’re a father

You must mix your work with play.

And when your kids grow older,

They’ll say,

“Happy Father’s Day.”

Pull up your pants.

Comb your hair.

Brush your teeth.

Don't you stare..

Mind your manners.

Do your homework.

Don't stay up too long.

Take out the trash.

Rake the leaves.

Cut the grass.

Don't play too rough.

Being a dad sure is tough.