Top 50+ Funny Happy Fathers Day 2016 Quotes and Messages

You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

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Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me.

I’ve loved one person unconditionally. He’s the most caring, and generous, and charming and flat out the funniest guy I’ll ever know…he’s my father.

Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.

When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic. - Bob Odenkirk

Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars. - Victor Hugo

Dad, I’m so proud of the many talents I’ve inherited from you. Happy Fathers Day!

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear. – Stewart Francis

I have mixed emotions when I receive my Fathers Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that. - Mike Dugan

Dad, your father’s day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.