I'm going to have some fun with this one, and I want you all in on it.

Thursday night, I receive an e-mail from an online prospect:

"Just wanted to say hello and comment on your beautiful smile! From reading your profile you seem very intelligent, humorous, and caring, all of which are important. I would like to know more about you. You may reach me via e-mail at [personal e-mail address]. I look forward to hearing back from you soon!"

Checked out his profile. He was cute and had a lot of things goin' for him, so I wrote him. And today he wrote back.

Now. Here's where it gets good.

I always do a little Google search for guys' personal e-mail addresses, if they give them to me. This is just to ensure that there's nothing out there about them that might mean danger.

And his profile on this came up. He's soliciting sex on another Web site. Awesome. Quite the class act.

So! It's time to have some fun with this! This is wayyy too good just to ignore him and not write him back. But I need suggestions for what to say in my e-mail back to him!

It's time to choose your own adventure!

Do you have any ideas, readers?

*EDIT*

Call me a goodie-two-shoes here, readers, but if this dude's out there looking for some casual sex, he's probably not the type of guy I'm interested in anyway. I am not all about the hit-it-and-quit-it types. I realize I'm making asumptions about him by saying this, but when I am already having my doubts about him going in, why even bother? That's all I'm saying.

And there's no harm in having a bit of fun in the process of blowing him off. :)

Still looking for more imput, guys!