yesterday i was watching bicentennial man, a movie about a Robot who is intelligent and self aware. since he is a robot he doesn't understand a lot of social conventions and has to learn what humor is and how to make others laugh. in his attempts to learn he comes up with a bunch of one liners which he delivers with no concept of timing but still they are quite Funny because he has no concept of timing and that is not how jokes should be told. the one liners are all pretty good.

Here they are:
This Buddhist says to a hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything."

Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little boogie in it.

What's a brunette between two blondes? Translator.

Why don't the blind skydive? It scares their dogs.

A man with dementia is driving on the freeway.
His wife calls and says:
"I heard there's someone driving the wrong way."
"He says, "One? There's hundreds!"

What's silent, smells like worms? Bird farts.

An engineer must have designed the human body. Who else would put a waste-processing plant next to a recreation area?

A woman goes to a doctor who says,
"Mind if I numb your breasts?"
"Not at all."
"Num, num, num."