Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

 See what happens when we try a photo-prompt from our friends to the east…(way East, so East they’re having lunch as we write). We referring, of course, to  jenne and ceayr‘s hangout, the Unicorn Challenge.

Simple rules, subtly provocative photos and a gang of writers with mad talent at the wordage.

[CONTENTS]

heart(1); emotional center, Class 1 allegory

memory(∞); endless, un-adulterated

[INSTRUCTIONS]

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[WARNING]

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