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What Up Players! For some damn reason that I can't figure out to save my Pimp Life is that bitches don't realize that just because I am or am not looking for a girlfriend or wife today don't imply that I'm gonna keep feeling this way a week or a month from now, that don't mean I'm fickle or temperamental, just that shit can change on a Pimp if he or she ain't careful. Every Pimp knows that shit changes so what is the fuckin point of trying to hold on to one mutha fuckin bitch for the rest of your life unless you on the last chapter of that life! You can be fruitful and multiply without staying with that bitch till you die!
Don't get me wrong Marriage is cool for some just not Pimps, in other words back the fuck up and let that paper stack the fuck up before you walk into that TRAP YOU FUCKIN CHUMP!
I've seen many mutha fucka's in my life that was thinking "I'm having too much fun being single" as well as thinking, "I'm not into that relationship thing right now", and then they meet a phenomenal bitch that changed their minds and they got married. Sucka's every single one of them, because not one of those marriages lasted and they all got married again and the jury is still out the new wives. My guess is that only a hand full of those marriages will last, assuming a hand full of people learned from their prior mistakes and as we all know people in general are slow at learning from their mistakes, but will act like they know everything.
The True Pimp Will : Approach every male-female interaction with the attitude of "I'm open to creating and willing to take advantage of whatever opportunities are available to me." This will put you in a better perspective, to see how things really are in the world. My Pimp experience tells me that most of you reading this have passed up major opportunities just because you weren't aware of the signs, that your bitch was willing to do major things for you.
When You First Meet
When you get with a bitch you've just met, you got to be the coolest, most laid back mutha fucka on the planet with the confidence to match, put on your game face and let that bitch know that everything comes easy for you or at least make it look that way! whatever you do, don't put any pressure on the bitch to make it a monogamous relationship thing if that happens to be your game plan. Remember slow and steady wins the race or in a Pimps case Smooth and Easy!
What if you just happen to land a date with the hottest bitch you've ever seen...this will call for a whole new game plan and if you don't follow you will loose the bitch! Bitches that are extremely attractive will be used to two things, the first is most weak bitch ass men are too nervous to talk to them and the second is most of the weak bitch ass men that do get up the nerve will fall for them too quickly and it turns them straight the fuck off! You dumb sons of bitches you know who you are and you're fucking up things for the ordinary guy!
A Pimps View on Marriage
If the topic of marriage comes up say what any Pimp would say " When I meet the right woman and I'm not saying you're not her then we'll see what happens." Say that shit with the confidence of a true Pimp! Remember, not to come across as being "fearful of commitment". However you also can't afford to go overboard trying to prove that you're not... because you'll look like a Punk Ass Bitch and you will be a Punk Ass Bitch for trying too hard. The bitch won't run away from you if you're up front and you've already told her she might be the one! If your bitch pushes you on the topic of marriage tell her about "your friend that got too emotionally involved too soon in a relationship and found that he didn't even know the person after they were married and you don't want to make the same mistake as he."
And on a parting note...please remember not to turn into a jealous insecure bitch yourself if you do get into a relationship or worst a marriage! If this happens you'll find yourself all alone or worst have to ask her to look in her purse for your balls before company come over! Don't act like a bitch and she won't make you one!
Once a Pimp Always a Pimp...Keep Playing Player
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