Looking for bad pick up lines? Here are the top 74 bad pick up lines:

1- Hey honey, I got money! Are you Swedish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!

2- My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.

3- If I followed you home, would you keep me?

4- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

5- Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.

6- I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women! 7- I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

8- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

9- You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

10-  Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?

11-  Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?

12-  Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis

13-  Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!

14-  I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.

15-  Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!

16-  Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night

17-  I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.

18-  Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

19-  I’m Asian so I’ll eat your cat

20-  Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

21-  You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

22-  Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

23-  There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

24-  I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

25- You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.

26- You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

27- Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

28- You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

29-  You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.

30-  You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

31-  You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

32-  You look familiar, have we had sex before?

33-  You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

34-  You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

35-  You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.

36- You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

37- You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

38-  Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?

39-  Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest

40-  My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

41-  Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

42-  I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

43-  Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

44-  Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

45-  Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you! Don’t be so picky….

46-  I wasn’t! I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?

47-  I lost my virginity… can I have yours?

48-  I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the shit out of the sides!

49-  My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

50-  Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel! Here is $30.

51-  Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

52-  Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Oh no, I’m choking!

53-  I need mouth to mouth, quick!

54-  The only thing I want between our relationship is latex It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine Do you need a napkin? Because you look DIRTY!!!

55-  Save a horse, ride a cowboy. I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.

56-  What’s your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!

57-  Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

58-  Be unique and different, just say yes.

59-  If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

60-  Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?

61-  Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.

62-  At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”

63-  Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears.

64-  Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

65-  Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.

66-  Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

67-  Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

68-  Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

69-  Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot

70-  Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?

71-  Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

72-  Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

73-  Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

74-  Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

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