Issues with modern ladies

you find a beautiful one
The brain is empty.
You find a brilliant one
She looks too serious
You find an upgraded one
She's always after human hair and flashy things
You find a rich one
She lacks manners..
You find a hardworking one..
She is a career woman.
You find a serious one
Her ex keeps calling
You find a humble one
She doesn't look presentable
You find a responsible one
She not romantic
You find a cultured one
She refuses to embrace civilization
You find a simple one
She never takes you serious.
You find an educated one
She feels she's always right.
You find an illiterate one
She always gets angry whenever you correct her
You find a devoted one
She reports you to her religious instructor each time you have an issue
You find a fat one
All she knows is sleep
You find a short one
She hardly gets over issues.
You find a smart one
she lies every time
You find a poor girl
She always broke...

Why won't I be single?