It’s official! Ted Cruz has become an even more despised candidate than he was when we just knew him as Lyin’ Ted. He is the P. I. M. P – PERVERT IMPERSONATING a MAYBE PRESIDENT!  

It has been reported, multiple times, that Lyin’ Ted was lying with a lot of ladies while being married to the “love of his life” Heidi.  Can’t you just hear the violin playing. Now simply having your penis in multiple Women shouldn’t automatically disqualify you from being President (Bill Clinton is the standard bearer); but pretending to be bound by your faith and a devout Christian, Father and HUSBAND to gain Votes should be a disqualification. 

Lyin’ Rafael Edward Cruz (a.k.a Ted Cruz or Zodiac Killer) didn’t just have one affair, he was spreading the gospel all over the place, with every type of woman. He was having sermons on the mount consistently with multiple broads, while eating his boogers on stage at a debate. The frightening thing about this whole story is that it seems as though Ted actually could Mack women to the point they looked passed the fact that it looks like he’s missing his front teeth when he talks; he is missing a neck, literally his chin goes right on his shoulders; his nose is so long it could be used as a straw; his voice is like a quacking duck; and people think he’s the Zodiac Killer. Nevertheless, many women allegedly slept with THIS MAN! Can I get a LOUD EWWWWW!!!  I want to feel sorry for his wife, but I already did when I found out she actually married him – how much more sorry can one feel?

It is claimed that he even had a call girl in Washington DC he would pay $1,000 a night. I’m pretty certain even she is embarrassed that her name is out. How many guys will want discounts after finding out she boned a man who eats boogers in public. Clearly when he claims he’s conservative he isn’t referring to him with women because apparently he likes them ALL! 

Let’s get real here, if these allegations are true, Ted has been running the greatest fraud on the American people and the American voters. He portrayed himself as a God fearing, true conservative, battling to preserve religious liberty. That pitch was enough to get him to win some states in this primary season, but it seems his whole persona is a sham. He is a very disingenuous man with a limited soul and conscience. I hope this scandal opens the eyes of the public to this con man/imposter. However, if this isn’t enough to stop the most vile man in politics, I don’t know what will. The question remains, did Carly Fiorina, Lyndsey Graham, and Jeb Bush know he was the P.I.M.P?

Twitter blew up the last 48 hours with the hashtag #CruzSexScandal.  It amassed over 500k tweets and was the #1 trend on twitter until twitter magically removed it in place of hashtags with way less tweets, but also way less salacious.

Some tweets:

So much for @tedcruz being an outsider… you can’t get further inside than this! #CruzSexScandal

— David Leifer (@daveleifer) March 25, 2016

No wonder Cruz missed 54 Senate votes. Banging 5 women takes a lot of free time #CruzSexScandal

— FOX NEWS CAN BITE ME (@BarryNMooch) March 25, 2016

Ted, you need to pull out.

No seriously, you’re gonna get someone pregnant dude.

#CruzSexScandal

— Triple888s (@triple888s) March 25, 2016

cruz can’t b trusTED .. he misrepresenTED himself .. he’s just another perverTED liar who cheaTED on his wife#CruzSexScandal@tedcruz

— 【J̷a̷e̷】 (@JaeCreitch) March 25, 2016

THOSE ARE JUST SOME OF THE NICER TWEETS.