The ongoing Maga circus began in January this year and is still going strong in October.
The entertainment has provided a lot of dark humor that isn't playing too well with the majority of Americans.
Did you know that clowns have a hierarchy? Yeah, there's top clowns and Middling Clowns masquerading as Republican lawmakers in Congress.
Ladies and gentlemen! In this ring we have:
House Oversight Committee Chairman James the Clown Comer who has been trying to uncover any criminal evidence against President Joe Biden since February. The results have been zilch. None. Nada. Not even close.
Comer the clown hasn't let that bother him however as he keeps promising to pull a rabbit out of his MAGA cap. Last week he got all excited and published a message via social media that read, "We have found a $200,000 DIRECT payment to Joe Biden!"
Fireworks went off in the tent as his bombshell news was shared everywhere in the right-wing media. Trump flags broke out as middling clowns parading around in glee.
Yes, but it was just a loan to his brother James who paid him back. It was perfectly legal. It's why James literally wrote on the check itself, "Loan repayment." Talk about boring. Comer the Clown is having trouble entertaining his base.
No wonder. This latest dud comes on the heels of other duds that were failures. Like making promises he couldn't keep, holding hearings that undermined his own partisan efforts, and releasing ostensible "evidence" filled with factual errors.
In the Main Ring we have:
The entire Republican majority in the House is without a speaker because too many clowns spoil the stew - or something like that.
The competing acts between evil clowns Gym Jordan, Steve Scalise, and Kevin McCarthy, have literally become showstoppers leaving the MAGA base drooling and wanting more sideshows.
The search for a new speaker has been a series of cascading debacles with each one worse than the last.
The scary part is these clowns can't agree on what color their makeup should be let alone a speaker, and they're running out of time before the tent folds up and shuts down our government.
As it stands, the best remedy for dealing with these political clowns is not to elect them. Now there's a good idea. Remember them in November 2024.
