The new film Barbie broke box office records and shattered all attempts by conservatives trying to boycott the film because it was woke and somehow brainwashing young girls. This time it wasn't just a beer company being canceled. The loons tried to cancel an icon.

Raking in the most money of any Movie made this year; Barbie drove her hot pink sports car right over the conservative culture warriors' pathetic protests of outrage over communism??

Don't ask me what the hell Cruz was talking about. Ask Cruz who went on the senate floor and claimed the pinkos (Barbie's favorite color) are coming and they have invaded Hollywood! With no evidence of course.

Reports that MAGA minions are experiencing temporary blindness after seeing Barbie's all pink world and boyfriend who wears pink throughout the movie. Rachael Campos-Duffy claimed Ken's choice of color emasculated all men.

It looks like these conservative critics have an inflated sense of their importance following their apparent success in targeting Bud Light a few months ago.

Hopefully Barbie's reality check on these cretins attempts to censor communities was a wakeup call for the senseless Republican woke mob. Moviegoers weren't going to be bullied when it came to their entertainment.

The only chance they have of winning some of these cultural wars is if they pick products that skews right. Beer is one example.

One Movieguide, a Christain movie review site, ran warnings that the film included a transgender performer (actor Hari Nef) and presented LGBTQ stories.

That kind of hate propaganda fits in nicely with the Republicans war on trans citizens and the LGBTQ community.

Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez summed up the situation when she said,

"I love how Republican Congressmen are just now hating on Barbie because she's too woke ...like hello this was a doll made for girls who was a Doctor and an Astronaut before women in the U.S. were even allowed to have credit cards without their husband's permission. Of course, they're mad! They want the good old days back."

Ahh yes, the good old days when white males were in charge of everything.

As it stands, I'm eagerly awaiting to see when new movies start coming out again (after the strike). 

A word of advice to the producers: you might want to call some conservative activists and see if they'll boycott your new release. It might help you break Barbie's record haul!