"Are you alright?"

Yes

"What happened to your nose?"

Went jogging and fell flat on my face. You know, we Iranians say, "The Jug Maker drinks out of a broken jug". It means that the person giving the advice suffers more. In my case, I have been telling everyone, that Mars was going to make difficult angles to Pluto and Uranus and that we all had to be careful.

So what do I do? I decided to run extra quick for once, after watching The All Blacks on Saturday. But it was a blessing. The Zeiss lenses that I had paid extra for did the job and did not smash in my eyes. That is when you get close to Ahurmazda. Anyway elbow neck and knee got knackered as well. But it was not me that got a rough ride, my old Wellington buddy Simon Speirs died in the Oceans at that time as well.

As you know, we had the Earthquake in Khoramshahr and the mullah cared more for their ancient rituals than the people. We have the troubles brewing in Zimbabwe suddenly happening. Then, the Germans with all their hardiness, cannot agree. And finally the Brexit mess is becoming more and more irreconcilable.

It seems that Mars is doing its fair share to regenerating matters in all sorts of ways. As I said, we need it to get a lot worse, before it gets better properly.

"Wow and you said all that in one breath?"

Well it has to go into the annals as it were. These are moments to remember, when we reflect back on it all in years to come.

"How long did you say this is all going to last?"

Well if my calculations are right, until mid December.

"Oh Lord you are a grim reaper really. Take care of yourself mate."

Cheers.