In the swirling tornado of Political backstabbing and media frenzies, our dear ex-President Donald Trump has found himself yet another target for his vast disappointment. This time, Kristi Noem, the Governor of South Dakota, steps into the limelight not for her leadership skills but for allegedly letting Trump down by failing to halt unauthorized dog breeders.

Trump’s patented brand of endorsement and derision adds yet another darkly humorous chapter to the grand old book of American politics. There’s no shortage of eye-rolls and jaw-drops as the political arena turns more into a reality show than a solemn chamber of leadership.

The Breakdown

• Trump’s Famous Flip: Yesterday’s favorite might be today’s disappointment. Trump’s backing comes with expiry dates, it seems.
  
  
  • Just when you thought endorsement woes couldn’t get more theatrical, Trump flips faster than you can say “fickle.” One day you’re the poster child of political prowess, the next you’re the “puppy killer.” How’s that for a quick political rebrand?
    
    
• Endorsement Drama: The depth of relationship—measured by Trump’s barometer of loyalty and favor.
  
  
  • To be or not to be on Trump’s good side, that is the question that plagues many a Republican hopeful. His approval might as well come with a health warning: “Handle with care, betrayal imminent.”
    
    
• VP Dreams to Nightmares: From a potential VP to a villain of canine controversy.
  
  
  • Imagine setting your sights on that shiny Vice Presidential badge only to have it clipped away by a scorned man with a Twitter account. It’s like running a marathon and finding the finish line has been moved to another country.
    
    
• Political Popularity Contest: Not just for high school anymore.
  
  
  • American politics, doubling as the fiercest reality show on television, where today’s “in-crowd” quickly becomes tomorrow’s lunch gossip. Get your popcorn ready, folks!
    
    
• The Dog Fight: Yes, it’s as literal as it gets in the metaphorical world of politics.
  
  
  • Caught up in a dogfight but not the Top Gun kind. This one involves puppy breeders and lands a governor in the burning ring of a Trump tirade. Buckle up, it’s a bumpy ride in the kennel of politics!
    

The Counter

• Stable Backing? More Like Backstabbing: Really, when has political loyalty ever been about consistency?
  
  
  • Are we really surprised that the so-called allegiance swings with the mood of one man’s tweets? Next up: Trump disowns dollar bills because they’re too green.
    
    
• Every Dog Has Its Day: Except, apparently, in the race to the White House.
  
  
  • When political support turns on the dime or the puppy, maybe it’s time to reconsider your career options. Maybe competitive dog grooming?
    
    
• The Misery of Misplaced Trust: Like misplaced car keys but a tad more detrimental to your job prospects.
  
  
  • Trusting in steady support from Trump is like buying stocks in unicorns — highly optimistic and probably not going to end well.
    
    
• The Wacky Races of VP Selection: Forget policy, let’s talk scandals and soundbites.
  
  
  • Who needs thorough vetting processes when you have late-night tweet storms? It’s less about policy and more about who hasn’t stepped on the social media landmines.
    
    
• Who’s Leading the Pack? Clearly, anyone but the current favorites.
  
  
  • Just for once, it’d be refreshing to see a political leader chosen for capability rather than their ability to dodge Trump’s twitter tirades. But where’s the fun in that?
    

The Hot Take

In the grand circus of American politics, if there’s one thing more humorous than watching the power plays, it’s the realization that we are the audience to an elaborate standup comedy special where the punchlines involve real-life decisions. Maybe the real fix isn’t in attempting to salvage these broken endorsements but rather, in calling for a complete overhaul of how we perceive and handle our political endorsements.

Let’s move past the superficial popularity contests and focus on policies that rally behind real issues. Who knows, maybe then we’ll graduate from reality TV to a reality that actually cares about the forthcoming generations. Until then, we’ll just stay tuned for the next episode of “As the White House Turns.”

Source: Donald Trump ‘Disappointed’ In ‘Puppy Killer’ Kristi Noem As She Loses Shot At Being VP Pick

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