- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

When the Uncle comes in a very mood and colour, i.e. color, 'Singta Singta' leaves the house. This morning, the son came out wearing a New Jersey and jeans sent from New Jersey, waving a bag in his hand and waving goodbye to his aunt standing on the threshold: 'Accha to hum chalate hain... Accha to hum chalate hain...'

Just at that time I reached uncle's house and asked aunt, 'Where does uncle go for such a thing? Going to a Fashion-show or what?'

Aunt laughed and replied, 'Buddhakaka at this age where to go to a fashion show? Your uncle goes to the ration show, the ration show...'

Surprised, I asked, 'What else is a ration-show?'

Aunty said, 'Don't you know how moody Tarakaka is? When you go to the ration shop to buy sugar and food grains at the beginning of the month, don't leave with a tip or ask for anything. I call it a ration-show, not a fashion-show, because their friends come to the ration line and are ready to cross it to take grain... Do you understand?

I said, 'How is Modi Raj's inflation scapegoat? At the beginning of the month, when a man goes out to buy food grains, Manoman wants that he goes to buy food grains even at such an expensive price, if the people around him see it, that is, to show off, he goes out like an uncle, calling it a ration show instead of a fashion show? Now, let the elections come near, then see, the authorities will start showing operation-ration show instead of ration-show by carrying out 'operation' to get votes by giving some kind of relief. Then all these means that they will go out to vote as Sons of India.

Pathukaka said, 'Early there was a fashion for avanva dress to cover the body and now it is a fashion for revealing the body, right or not?'

I said, 'Uncle, that fashion has also come in today's politics? How many leaders are exposed every day!'

Uncle says, 'Ras-Garba will start now so girls and young women will go out to play Rase wearing open back choli and kamkha, right?' I said, 'Uncle, open back fashion is seen not only in politics but also in politics? Leaders who have been prominent names before will be exposed later due to their lack of recognition? This is called the back-open fashion of politics, understand?'

Uncle remembered the old story and said, 'Jawaharlal Nehru used to wear a jacket, how handsome he looked! Then the fashion of the jacket went on like that, I remember the name of that jacket was Jawahar Jacket!'

I laughed and said, 'Uncle, Jawahar jackets started fashioning after Jawahar's descendants started fashioning rackets in politics.' Uncle said, 'You spoke the truth, ho! As models walk the catwalk in fashion shows and political models do the re-catwalk, the racket goes on and on.'

I said, 'Cat-walk, racket-walk and trying to imitate a big leader, what is it called, you know? Duplicate-walk.'

Uncle said, 'Speaking of Jawahar jacket? Do you know what's in fashion these days? Modi Kurtani, true or not?' I said, 'Uncle, after the Godhra incident, these oppositions were talking about Modi-cruelty, now all their faces have been sewn up, so many of their leaders have also adopted the Modi-Kurtani fashion. What are you?'

Earlier leaders were seen wearing dhotia and jabba and in the South, leaders with lungidhari were seen. Even in those days there were corrupt and tainted 'Daghiya' leaders. Seeing these leaders, I felt like hitting four lines of handloom-

On Janata Tuj

Losing faith

Look at the leader

Kitni dagdar teri dhoti hai.'

Hearing Dhoti's talk, Kaka remembered the games of South's factional politics. He says, 'When the lungidhari leaders move from one party to another party, the leader of the party would say in a tone of warning -

I danced with you

Par Tere saath na-chalongi,

Tuze jane na doongi

Get hold of it... let go.'

I said, 'How low has the level of politics today gone? Instead of discussing the issues that touch people, there are comments and accusations about each other's dress. A Falana leader wears a coat worth lakhs and a Dhinkana leader wears a branded t-shirt worth thousands even in Tadh. O my brother, think of him who has no clothes to wear!'

Uncle said, 'In the fashion that the rich do, the clothes shrink from the body. That is why I always say that the poor should not wear clothes and the rich should not wear clothes.'

I told my uncle, 'I remember the case of Khushwat Singh, a writer and journalist who was stripped of his clothes by the pen of politicians. When Khushwant Singh was living in London and serving in the High Commission, an Indian royal hosted a party there. His queen was a foreigner, but the king wanted the queen to wear an Indian saree to the party. But who wears a saree? Then one of the king's assistants remembered that Khushwant Singh should be asked, he might know how to wear a saree. The assistant immediately called that Singhsaheb, do you know how to wear a saree? Then Khushwant Singh replied in a funny way that no, I don't know how to put on a saree, but I know how to take it off!

Uncle said, 'Today there are very few journalists who know how to undress leaders.'

I said, 'Uncle, now it's fashionable to go bare and go bare. Do you know that fashionable girls in foreign countries go top-less without wearing anything?'

Kaka frowned and said, 'The top-less fashion in foreign countries is seen in some political parties in the country. how to say Why is there no top leader in the party so it is called top-less fashion?'

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Clothes shrinking on the curtain,

Behind the scenes, the rumors are growing.