- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

Delhi is the heart of the country so it has to be said Delhi Dil-Hi-To Hai... Delhi is the capital. For those who have power, there is Raj-Dhani and for those who lose power, there is no-Capital. Once upon a time when the thugs of Delhi were famous, thug-bandhan was seen, but today we see alliances. Subhash Babu formed the Azad Hind Force and gave the slogan 'Chalo Delhi', but even the street leaders in Azad India are wandering between the streets and Delhi chanting 'Chalo Delhi' while dreaming of getting a position.

While the thoughts of Delhi were swirling in the mind, Pathukaka, as soon as he made his entry, shouted the slogan in a loud voice: 'Let's go to Delhi'. I was surprised and asked, 'Why did you raise the slogan of Azad Hind Fauj now?' Uncle laughed and said, 'This slogan is the slogan of our Azad Hind Moj. This time our senior citizen club has decided to go on a trip to Delhi. You also have to come with us as a guest.' I asked, 'Uncle, why did your senior citizen club decide to visit Delhi?' Pathukaka said, 'How are the senior cities ruled or not ruled in Delhi? Because in the politics of our country, many start getting active at the age of retirement.' I said, 'Let's get a cheap fare and a trip to 'Sattapur', what else?' I also repeated my uncle's slogan, 'Let's go to Delhi...'

After reaching Delhi, the next day, along with a group of senior citizens, two tourists left for Delhi-Darshan in a bus. A guide was giving information about the places to see in the mike. I, uncle and aunt sat and listened. I said, 'Uncle, there is a real deployment! Two buses have been hired for the elders. What's the matter!' At once the uncle said, 'In many families there are elder babus, while our club has kept two-buses for the elders?'

As our bus moved through different areas of New Delhi, seeing huge Cutouts of monkeys near the metro rail line, the (ho) aunty who had been sitting quietly so far, immediately spoke loudly, 'Look, how wonderful the land of Delhi is! Monkeys have also started coming into politics. What kind of toting cutouts are plastered everywhere for propaganda?'

The guide, who understood Gujarati, laughed and said, 'Chachiji, bandar politicsme nahi aye hai... Yeh to chhote bandaro ko darake bhagane ke liye langur ke cutouts lagaye hai...'

Uncle asked, 'Ports are so much trouble in Delhi...' Guide said, 'Bandar ki badi troubti hai... Hal me G-20 countries ke delegates Delhi aye te unko bandar tang na kare isi liye ye sab langur ke cutouts lagaye hai. ...'

After listening to the guide, Pathukaka said, 'Scared away the small monkey, cut-outs of the big monkey are put up in the same way that there are a lot of posters and banners of big leaders in the cities to instill awe in the small workers? Happy birthday posters are put up when it is the birthday of the leader of the lane. From time to time, banners are waved praising how much the street leader has sacrificed for public service (or Dhanseva) and how many are released after being caught. Hoardings of 'loose ends' are also seen when a leader breaks ties with one party and joins a new party. When the party that left the party puts up posters with photos of the same leader saying hate...hate... Somewhere recently, when a local leader divorced two wives and married a third one, the leader's spoons put up a big poster in the area and wrote under the photo of the leader that Happy Hattrick.

Echoing my uncle, I said, 'These poster and bannermen are most responsible for making any beautiful city ugly.'

Pathukaka immediately spoke up, 'I believe that Banerjee may have become a surname because of this Bannerbaji, in the future it will not be said if Posterji also becomes a surname like Banerjee.'

(Ho) Balakaki immediately asked, 'Mamata's name, which is constantly changing and changing, must have fallen from the banner itself?'

I replied to my aunt that 'Mamtaji has created a woman by breaking two men, so her surname should not be called two-narji.'

Looking at cutouts of monkeys in Delhi, as we moved forward, we saw groups of monkeys perched on trees. Seeing this, Pathukaka said for all to hear that our leaders don't think they got the inspiration to shift from one party to another from these monkeys of Delhi? I have to say that:

If nails are nails, yes

All are one,

This is called unity

There are bases everywhere.

The guide, who was pleased to hear his uncle's rhyme, exclaimed, 'Dilhi ke bandaro ko dekh kar aapne man-ki-baat aur saath aapne manki-baat bhi kya khoo kah di... wah... wah... dil garden garden ho gaya ... While we were walking around, we reached the huge garden of Delhi, even where there were large cutouts of black-mouthed langurs, big monkeys, so that the living monkeys would not disturb the tourists.

Seeing this cutout, uncle did not stay. Immediately spoke up, 'Seeing this abundance of cutouts, I thought that cutouts are the fashion even in the biggest parties of the country? Know what is cutout? When a leader starts to grow in size, immediately the superiors cut him (to two sizes) and then throw him out.'

I said, 'Delhi's talk is fair. When we bought from the market, Feria snatched two hundred rupee notes from you? This is how it goes in this day and age, if someone grabs a note, someone grabs a vote by virtue, that's why I have to say:

All over Delhi

A plethora of cutouts,

Those who cast notes or votes

Inside and outside.

end-speech

Gadi Shobha in democracy

Shahi-Lok

Once won

Folks promise

That's what joke-shahi is all about

Biggest joke ever.

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Rahat Indori's share is remembered seeing the criminalization of politics and corrupt leaders-

Thief, step up

Not known kaun, kab, kaun-c

Govt.