- Bakhadjantar - Nutkhat Nagar
- The price of tomatoes increases more than you expect, so where does the condition of the person improve? Now which mouth to say home improvement or tomato?
'Labhu, what do you know about Ek Ek Ek Leelana?'
'Ras-leela in Vrindavan and torture-leela in the upside-down forest of the house! The green of the green makes us loose.'
'Labhu, what is bothering Leela? Not even talking to you?'
'Hey brother, it is very expensive, what should I do?'
'Labhu, why did your green suddenly start eating? There must be some reason?'
It so happened that Leela went to her pier and came back refreshed, so I praised her and said that dear Leela, your cheeks have turned like red Tomatoes. Well, since then the prices have started to eat.'
'Labhu, now I understand that now tomatoes are eating so much, then the green ones with cheeks like red tomatoes will eat the price, right?'
'Alright my brother, now to the point. If our Kutch neighbor's son is getting married, what will we give Chandlo?'
Labhu, give me whatever you want, I will pack a kilo of tomatoes in a nice bag. Do you think it would be better if we give a kilo of tomatoes at 121 rupees instead of giving a small cover?'
'Increase in the price of tomatoes more than you expect, so where is the improvement in the condition of the person? Now in which mouth should we say that the house should be improved or the tomatoes should be improved?'
'Labhu, where to talk about tomato alone? The kitchen budget of the housewives is disturbed in that the prices of all things including dal-chawal are increasing.'
'Our Finance Minister is a housewife herself. Don't they realize the plight of the housewives who spend two hours doing whatever they want to suffer from inflation?'
'Labhu, that's why I always recite this rhyme -
Bhavnagar of rising prices
Damnagar of rising prices,
Now the fasting is done
Learn to live without food and drink.'
'It makes me think that tomatoes are so expensive, but how can you pour this sandwich and burger sauce with your heart?'
Don't you know that in that sauce tomatoes are just the name, but boiled pumpkin is crushed and some sour and red color is added to make a very cheap sauce? In the slums of Mumbai's Dharavi, many people prepare this milavati sauce by filling pans.'
'Oh my God, do sandwich lovers eat such an adulterous sauce? So you know what this sauce is called, not a sauce? Of-saus.'
In fact, tomatoes came to India from South America and Spain. In Spain, like we do at Holi, there is a tomato festival held once a year. In it, tomatoes are thrown on each other and washed with tomatoes. Lakhs of tons of tomatoes are wasted in this throwing.'
'We have a strange situation there. When the prices of tomatoes start to fall and sink to the bottom, it is the turn of the poor farmers to throw the tomatoes on the road, because the tomatoes cannot be stored for long and rot?'
'Labhu, do you know when the price of Rotten Tomatoes will rise? As the elections approach.'
What is the relationship between elections and rotten tomatoes? '
'Labhu, when a public meeting is held for election campaign, do the opposition party throw tomatoes at the speech leaders in full swing? That is why I have seen baskets of rotten tomatoes being sold outside the public meeting.
'When the rot has spread in politics itself, then the politicians have to bear the brunt of rotten tomatoes?'
Do you know when it will be time for cheap leaders to sing a song of profit, bearing the brunt of rotten tomatoes? Sanedo Sanedo... have to sing in that raga that-
rotten rotten
Rotten goods Rotten...
The real cost
Beaten... Fallen...'
Fun ki baat
S: Labhu, tomatoes are so expensive yet why does your Leela advise everyone to Eat Tomatoes... eat tomatoes...?
A: Alas, Leela is a bit of a totadi, so she advises everyone that instead of breaking bread for free, eat kamakar khav... khavkar khav... but the opposite hears that eat tomatoes... eat tomatoes...
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Tomatoes were stolen from the shop
Tomatoes are bought on loan
What a victim of price hike
A watchman is kept around the line.
