- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

I am vegetarian and my wife is vegetarian. The whole di' has become shak... shak... shakaria over me.

Do classic movies come on TV? After watching the same movie 'Taj Mahal' suddenly asked me. 'Even after I die, will you still love Shahjahan as much as Mumtaz? I hope, you will not love so much.' I said 'Gandi tha ma. After death I will love you twice as much as I do now. Vasami starts only when you are in stock. People realize the true value of an item only when it is out of stock.'

The son-in-law was not yet suspicious. Little Amathi Lagushanka, who was left in the corner, was tormenting him. He also asked, 'Well, answer one thing. Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal behind Mumtaz when she died, what will you build?' I replied, 'I will fix the Tiffin of Joshi Lodge next door, just now if you agree?'

Hearing this answer, the suspect Shakira did not ask such a thing. I'm used to it now, though, because my Shakira is much wilder than it's ever been since marriage. The next day too, my beloved pan was still there. In addition, as the neighbor opened the bell and the door, the neighbor raised his voice and asked, 'Sister-in-law, is there a pan?' Before the sister-in-law could answer, I slowly told the neighbor sister, 'Yes, the sister-in-law is hot, then come.' After saying this, he closed the door with a bang.

Did you hear? In my luck, such a country like Pakistan has wandered away. Do you know how to play neighborly religion? When we are two men playing, let's play more instead of getting rid of them. Who should we tell when a neighbor practices religion?

Got ready in the morning and left for office. Was in a bit of a hurry. On reaching the door, the wife ran and shouted, 'Go take this tiffin.' Reached Mumbai Central in crowd with tiffin.

Just as I was about to exit the station, a khaki-uniformed policeman approached me holding the dog by the leash and then shouted in an authoritative voice, 'Stop.' I was scared that he thought I was a terrorist or what?

The police passed the order, 'Pahele ye tiffin table pe rakho, ajkal tiffinbox mein se bomb millate hai, tumko pata nahi? Aap ka check the tiffin.'

I put the brother tiffin on the table. The police sniffed the spotted dog. The dog barked twice. So the police doubted that there was something inside, he opened the first box. As soon as he opened it, he took two steps back and shouted again 'Yeh kaya hai? Green cartridge?' I also shuddered hearing the name of the cartridge.

Then, when I first looked in the kitchen, there was a vegetable of Sargvani pods. As soon as he saw it, he picked up a pod and ate it. The police were desperate. He opened another box and seeing the items inside, not only the police and the dog, but also me got scared.

The police shouted, 'Yeh kya hai? Time bomb or wire hai?' Questioning, he picked up a stick from below and slowly turned it from side to side. Then there was such a blunder, because there was a sevni biranj in the khana.

The last meal remained. I had an idea of ​​what it would contain, because the previous night a Surati guest had served some specialty of Surat. The police asked, 'Achha, teesere khan mein kya hai?' I said firmly, 'Sahab, teesare mein Locha hai locha.'

Hearing this, the police remembered Munnabhai's chemical solution. He opened the lid cautiously and only the surti dish came out. Locho should be as thin as Dhokla. 'Achha, Ise aap locha kahte ho?' After saying this, dip your finger into the pocha locha and lick it up to your mouth.

Then he said, 'Surti locha hai samal, is item ko to national food item ka darjja milna chahie.' I asked, 'Why?' Then he said 'Is desh mein charo tharab locha hi locha hai, jaante nahi?'

As soon as he reached the office after closing the tiffin, it was already lunch time.

Terrorists hide bombs in tiffins and vandalize food, while we men run away if there is anything bad in tiffin's food. Usually when there are blasts like Ahmedabad there is talk of danger of tiffin, but the workers like us call tiffin from home hoping to get home-food. He has to face danger every day at lunch time. Everyone opens the tiffin with the fear of what will come out from inside.

After the serial blast, the dogs of the dog squad have sniffed tiffin. After smelling the smell of the tiffin of the mine, many have started barking in the tune of Khaw...haw... instead of haw...haw... As you know in Mumbai, there is a tiffin service for pet dogs. So in many families, in the morning, the housewife sends her husband's tiffin with the canister and after a while, the dog's tiffin comes from outside.

I mentioned the dog tiffin service to my neighbor Pathukaka. On hearing the matter, Vent uncle said, 'If the police have stopped the dogs to smell the tiffin of a man, then who will smell the tiffin of a dog?'

I said, 'You have to have a man to smell the dog's tiffin. ' Uncle sneered and said, 'Where is the man's nose? Seeing this, the terrorists dig only the one who eats the house.'

I said, 'What is eaten at home is home-food and what is eaten at home is com-food.'

After listening to my talk, my uncle thought for a while and said, 'Communal forces are the ones who spoil the food! Whether one believes it or not, the one who obeys one's followers, once imitates his followers. Do you know what the terrorists who stigmatize the whole community are called in one word? dot.com.'

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What is it called when money is hidden in a food box and bribe is given?

A: It is not called a lunch-box, but a bribe-box.

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There is an explosion in the food box

A bustling market of business

There is an explosion

Now to the merchants of death

My blast?