- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

In whose hands the power comes, he oppresses others. Speculators perform jalsa in sports and authorities perform jalsa in state games. Even though the people have the power of the people in the country, but the one who has the money is the one who has the money-power and the money-power to drive the whole money with one stick. In the olden days there was a bad practice of chasing after the husband and now there is a practice of sacrificing everything for the sake of the throne and becoming a gadipati.

Thoughts of power were swirling in the head of Sutfavni's mind at the same time Pathukaka came to face Radmas rubbing ointment on his forehead. Seeing my uncle's condition, I stood up laughing, tears burst from my mouth, 'Uncle... Uncle, what happened?' Pathukaka barely spoke in the voice of the suppressed crowd, 'I was late to go to collect pension from the bank, so one of your aunts hit me and hit me with a sharp blade, it broke my forehead and the lump also came out, so I asked Baba Ramdev to do Kapal-Bharti Asana while rubbing the ointment. I am doing K-pal Bharti Asana, what else should I do?'

I said, 'Uncle, aunt's authoritarian rule is still going on in your house?' Pathukaka said, 'Is it going? That is why people go to Junagadh to see the ruler by painting their foreheads with the edge of the tavetha, and I do the darshan of the ruler on the forehead to show that the power is in the hands of the housewives.'

I showed sympathy and said, 'Why are you silently suffering the beating of the hands of the powerful Jeevan Sangini? Why not protest?'

Pathukaka took a deep breath and said that the situation in my household is the same as the state of politics in the country. The ruling party is strong and the Opposition is forced. The ruling party is strong, the opposition party is weak. The ruling party is unbroken and the opposition is fractured within. Due to this situation, there is awe of the ruler in the world and the call of the ruler is heard in politics.

I said, 'Uncle, have suffering husbands like you come together and form an organization? After forming the association, but the attacks on you do not decrease?'

Rubbing his forehead, uncle said, 'Brother, if you understand one thing, instead of showing the strength of the organization, all the weak continue to show their weakness in new and new ways, go abroad and destroy the country, everyone keeps breaking the circle in their own kuldi and tries in vain to cover their weakness. After running in this pretense-race for power, where will the winning point of power be reached?'

I asked my uncle, 'The Lok Sabha elections are coming, so the leaders of the opposition party are going around crying for unity, will they be successful this time?'

Pathukaka immediately recited Gokhel Tribhuvan Vyas's children's poem story... Bhabha dhor charata... with a slight twist:

'Ekta Re Ekta

The leader was very shy

Reasano a leader

Bhimsana behind Kothi

Kothi fell down

shouted the leader

A...r...r...r... Madi.

This is how, in the name of unity, the opposition birds keep flying from here to there, instead of giving the people an alternative, they just keep throwing the language in the name of unity. Say, where does this come from and where does it come from to ascend the throne?'

I said, 'Uncle, remember there is an age-old Vada Pav stall near the station? Above the stall is a board marked 'Vada-Centre'. Just by reading the board of this stall, one gets an idea of ​​the current state of opposition politics.'

Pathukaka immediately questioned, 'But how can opposition politics be understood from the 'Vada-Centre'?' I immediately said, 'Vada-centre means Vada-Kendra in Gujarati right? Now several leaders of the opposition party want to reach the center and become the chief minister. That's it, from the name of Vada-Kendra or Vada-Centre, it can be assumed that all the Vada-Pradhans are high and low.

Pathukaka laughed and said, 'Last year I read in the news of a village that a mother gave birth to two sons. When it came to naming both of them, the woman said that the names should be kept in such a way that every countryman would be on the tongue and these names should be flashed in the news everyday.

Thinking, he named the elder son as President and the younger son as the Prime Minister! He who has a lot of ambition to become the Prime Minister, in time AM and PM. Do you have PM in front of your name? To be written off, thus P.M. The desire of the mind to be does not remain in the mind?'

I said, 'Uncle, the surname of a leader is Pradhan and the surname Pradhan is also known in our Maharashtra. When Pradhan Atkadhari eats the vada from Tess, he says in recognition, 'Look, the vada-pradhan eats.'

Pathukaka said, 'No matter what we say, no politician, who has absolute power in his hands, can't be said to be a power-widow when the opposition becomes the gadipati, right?

I said, 'Uncle, there is an old saying that one hundred days of mother-in-law and one day of son-in-law can be changed to say one hundred days of authoritarian mother-in-law and one day of oppositional son-in-law.'

end-speech

Ruling party slogan:

Sab Ka Saath

Sub Ka Vikas.

Opposition slogan:

Sub Ka Haat

Sub Ka Rakas.

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Encroachment on land

Patikramana on Joru

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For chair lovers

Kaka Hathrasi's punch-line:

Leader Akhrotji se bole kis

Miss Red

Sir, please solve my one question

I have a question, understand

Don't talk

Why was the chicken sitting on the egg?

Say to the leader, Prabandh Shidhra hi

Let me do it

Murgi Ke Kamre Mein Ek Kursi

Let it shake.

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It happened to Sogiya

Then the stomach is ruined

The fun that makes you laugh

His stomach gets clean every day.