- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

Satirists perform satires, painters perform color performances and eccentrics perform organ performances. On the one hand, the talk of nuclear disarmament in the world and on the other hand, the wind of atom-to-atom disarmament in the world of Fashion. Clothes are given to the poor and clothes of the rich are cut off. The poor have no clothes to wear and the rich have no clothes to wear. Do you know what is called in one word, who is ready to wear any outfit in the fashion frenzy? Ready-made. God-darshan through faith, on the other hand blind-faith leads to dress-darshan.

My uncle and I were sitting on the first floor balcony of his house doing not man ki baat, but tan ki baat in fashion (Ughada) when a ladyboy from the compound called out 'Chachaji, take off your clothes or keep them, main aata hoon...'

I asked in surprise, 'Uncle, is this your UPIVALO brother really, asking to undress in public?' Pathukaka laughed and said, 'Yogi with UP took off his clothes and exposed himself, what's the big deal when this Bhaiyyaji asks me to take off my clothes alone?'

I was in Gadmathal, when the iron brother arrived, Pathukaka took off the clothes that were drying on the wire in the balcony and then looked at me with a wink and said, 'Understood now? Why was Bhaiyyaji shouting to take off his clothes?'

While Pathukaka had finished the sentence, (ho) Balakaki from Devdarshan caught the uncle's last sentence and said, 'If the clothes are taken off, then one has to perform a raad? Seeing? Do the ration of clothes... Such fashion!'

Pathukaka immediately echoed her aunt's words, 'Many temples have written notices outside that those who come wearing bermudas, hot-pants, torn Jeans or mini-skirts will not be allowed to enter the temple. Is it reasonable? Are you coming for god-darshan or your dress-darshan?'

I asked, 'If someone has come wearing such a fashionable dress, he has to go back without having darshan?' Uncle said, 'They have the facility of Doordarshan, right? Doordarshan does not mean television! Doordarshan means taking darshan in the temple from outside. It is called far-sightedness. Got it now?

Aunty shouted, 'Look at the features of this fashion? Fashionistas are becoming dress-less amid the cash-less crisis. Wearing ragged clothes is the new fashion today. One does not want to look like a bride, one just wants to look like a bride.'

Recently my uncle and I went for a walk on the fashion street side of the city and saw a great scene. Young men and women flocked to buy jeans, skirts, tops, leggings and bermudas. After shopping again in Fashion Street, if you feel hungry and your stomach growls, you can go to the Panipuri, Bhelpuri, Paan-Vada and Pau-Bhaji restaurants nearby.

Fashionable youngsters were arranged around the lorry of Bhaiyyaji with one such panipuri. Bhaiyyaji held one bowl in each hand and filled it with water in turn. Suddenly there was a commotion like 'Bhago... Bhago... Muncipalti Ka Gaadi Aya...' There was a rush. The whole row of panipuri bhaiyyaji was loaded into the cart by the municipality. Now the real situation happened to the customers standing to eat Panipuri. The bowls given by Bhaiyyaji remained in the hands of the young stars standing wearing torn jeans pants, torn skirts and faded dresses.

A tourist bus stopped in it and the villagers who came to see Mumbai got off. Does the villager have compassion in his heart? So an old man took out one rupee coin from his wallet and started throwing it into the bowls of the young men and women who were standing holding bowls. Seeing this trick, Pathukaka laughed and said, 'Look at the fashion scapegoat of tearing clothes by hand! The republic has been turned into a mother-republic...'

I said, 'Uncle, the leaders tear each other's clothes while these young people tear their clothes. Seeing this, the song of 'Pakiza' has to be turned around and sung: 'Fade' Rahio O Banke Yaar Re 'Fade' Rahio...'

Pathukaka said, 'Now you listen to my swasher-

Life is about fashion

Yoo Hee Katti Hai,

Clothes are shrinking in size

Aur jeans are bursting.'

I said, 'Who knows what youths would be disgusted by the fashion of ripped ripped jeans! If a young man dies prematurely in Kathiawar, people would say that what kind of young man has broken out? When the clothes of present youth are torn, What are you, uncle?'

Pathukaka immediately spoke up, 'Do you know why blue jeans were invented in America? Centuries ago, when gold started coming out of the ground, everyone started running towards Kham with shovels and spades in their hands. As the trousers of plain clothes were torn during the excavation of soil, a man started sewing pants from thick and coarse cloth like tarpaulin. Then strong and tear-resistant jeans pants of blue color started selling in full swing. But how strange! Jeans pants were invented from non-tear fabrics and today the fashion of hand-tripping jeans has gone up in smoke!'

I looked at my aunt and said, 'How do you feel when you see that worn jeans are now in fashion?' Aunty said, 'Old Aladdin rubbed the lamp and the genie came out, but the new generation has taken it upon themselves to rub the genie. Is your uncle also traveling as a bridegroom after coming from America? '

I asked, 'Why do you call uncle Var-Jean? ' (Ho) Balakaki replied with a smile, 'The son had taken jeans and a jacket when he went to America. That's all, he walks around wearing the same. If my groom walks around wearing jeans all day, is that called groom-jeans?'

'Once poverty peeped through torn clothes and now wealth peeps through torn clothes. What a shame!'

Zili Kaka, giving a little political color to this question of mine, said, 'Yes, brother, today is the fashion for split-feet? Everyone sees what happens in the ruling party? Jo jyada phatne lagte hai vahi katne lagte hai.... How is Dhinga Dhani's Dhak! The leader and the people are all in awe of Dhinga Dhani's call. That is why it has to be said that-

Life is cut short

Brothers and sisters Sunke

Sub Ki (Pants) Fatti Hai...'

I told my uncle, 'Many pickpockets' businesses have suffered since these ripped jeans came into fashion. What work, know? Pants pockets are already cut, so what to cut for pockets?'

After listening to my speech, Pathukaka said, 'These pickpockets should learn from the government. Why cut even those whose pockets are bursting? The government looks at the people in a Sufi-nahi Sufi raga and shouts: 'Kate' rahte tuzko saanj savere...'

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Q: What is the phone number of the fashion designer who rips jeans pants in Navankore?

A: Fight fight double fight.