- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- The most silent, most walkout special honor officer at the inauguration of Parliament House

The ruling and some opposition MPs gathered unofficially to sort out the tangled mess for the opening ceremony of Parliament.

An opposition member lamented, 'In the state legislatures, members often resort to yoga, when will such an achhe din come in our national parliamentary democracy? '

A member of the ruling party says, 'When we take foreign delegations to study castes, it is a kind of resort yoga.'

A senior leader there snapped, 'This is not an official session. So stop the habit of wandering from the point and come straight to the point. We have to solve the puzzle of opening. '

Another senior laughed. "The leaders of the next generation will not be ready to believe that there have been leaders in history who were fighting for the challenge." That senior leader says, 'Look, it's so simple. What we can do is at least make the one who has defected the most among us as a guest. After all, it is the people who are the true guardians of an election-centered democracy. '

The junior member fell at the feet of the senior as if he was the head of a foreign nation. 'What an idea, Sirji!'

Another member says, 'The biggest winners get a lot of credit, but at such ceremonies, give the lowest-voted winners a place in the front row.' A Bharadi member says, 'Lya, what a crime the one with the highest criminal record has committed. We should get some special seat.'

A member rushes forward in the middle and says, 'Sit the one with the highest walkout record.'

A member from the back row says, 'Sit in the front row for those MPs who are missing posters in their constituencies. If the voters see it, then it is true.'

A member says in a pitiful voice, 'The wealthiest are in the news. Arrange some special honor for the least wealthy.'

A third member says, 'There should be a special place in Parliament for those who speak the least or remain silent.'

An opposition member asked, 'Well, what about the most talkative, longest speaking person in Parliament?' The meeting was officially dismissed after this question.

Adam's crotch

It would be better if there is as much discussion about the opening of the building as there is about the parliament!