- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- There were Asuras in Satyuga, this will be Ultra Satyuga without any opposition

'Imagine when the country is completely Opposition free,' said the boss with a cold sigh.

Officer 1-Boss, it will be called Satyug.

Official 2- Wrong thing, there were asuras in satyuga too, while this will be ultra satyuga without any opposition.

Officer 3- This sir, the word ultra doesn't match with satyuga. Get a Gujarati literary man to raid there and find out what pure Gujarati means by the word ultra.

Officer 4- This is a very tough assignment. In a country called Facebook, the majority of the population belongs to Gujarati writers. It is our CBI rule that there should be no raids where there is a majority, be it Parliament or Sahitya.

The boss shouted, 'If you guys keep working like this, our name will be added to the list of Amazon, Microsoft, Google etc. who are getting laid off day by day.'

Officer 1- Hey boss, is it something like that? Those who work will get reward - Akram, will get a little pink color?

Officer 3- No need to work for Inam-Akram. Ask the Gujarati writers, just a little flattery.

The boss got angry, 'Dophola, it is our job to solve the illusion, but you do not understand the illusion of my words. Please, because of the way we all have fallen behind the opposition, there will be no such thing as opposition in the country in the future. Think Thakur, if there is no opposition in the country, what will be the work of our CBI? Then, either fire or hire a police assistant on contract. Then one has to stand near the airport and greet VVIPs for a fixed salary.

Official 4- Saluting a VVIP is considered unlucky. Do not expect salary for it.

The boss folded his hands, 'O my sirs, understand. We all need to conspire together to survive the opposition in this country. Only then we will be able to raid them there. Our job and our vat will survive. Speak, what can be done to stop the opposition?

Officer 5- (Yawning and saying) But nothing can be done if the opposition does not want to stand.

...a parrot who was sleeping on a branch of a tree and was having such a horrible dream suddenly lost his balance and fell down due to a gust of wind blowing the branch. However, half way he realized that even though no other parrot has got wings for 75 years, but as a natural parrot I have wings, so he started flapping and flying again.

Adam's crotch

New full form of CBI after 75 years of establishment: Central Bureau of Instructions.