- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

Wake up and dream

Krishna Gowalia

Without concentration

Who will go to the...

For the first time in the morning I heard Pathukaka and (ho) Balakaki singing not in tune, but in Baka-tune, I got up from bed, rubbed my eyes, went to their house and asked, 'What did they start singing in the morning? Will the neighbor's sleep be disturbed or not?' Uncle said, 'Both of us have started singing morningaya ie prabhatiayan. We do not lose sleep, we sit and sing to wake everyone up, do you understand? Devotees of the ever-vigilant saint of Veerpur like us say that if someone gets alarmed, then someone gets alarmed...'

After the morning was over the uncle and aunt took up the bhajan, 'Vaishnavajan to ite re kaye je peed parai knowe re... the last link fell on the ears. I was shocked to hear that. Both of them sang: 'Vane' Narsaiyo, whose darshan clan and thirteen stars...'

I asked my uncle to sing not 'Vane' Narsaio but Bhane Narsaiyo... Why are you making a scam? Pathukaka said 'sorry...sorry...sorry. Made a mistake, that's it? And so two male-Singh Vadnagara kharane?'

I asked my uncle teasingly, 'So then, do you want to sing a little song in your own way?'

The uncle immediately shouted:

"Wane" Narsaiyo

Who used to watch

(Anu)cool seventeen one

Tarya Re...'

Then he said, 'The present male-singa chose what was favorable and avoided what was unfavorable...'

I said, 'Uncle, the current head is a Bread maker! Ola Vipakshi Param-Pujya (Pappu) saw pictures in the press of poor people sitting down to eat rota, knowing that it was ready at home, remember?'

Kaka said, 'Jo brother, listen to one thing carefully that what is needed to make rotli or rotla? Flour, right? Now whether it is the incumbent or the opposition, it is taken care of mixing votes with flour in his rotla or rotli. That's why I have to continue the 'Rhymes Jodo' journey instead of 'Bharat-Jodo'? Listen to a new rhyme-

Rait Vane Rotli

Vada Vane Whatley

Kholi Potli during the election

Count how much happened.'

I said, 'Uncle, whether it is the ruling party or the opposition, the politics of bread and bread is played, isn't it? That is why it has to be said that-

Open the election

promise jar,

And take it out

free bread,

If we win, we will give free rice

Having said that, keep it in your hand

Chotli of the poor.'

Pathukaka said, 'Today's voters are also not stupid, do you understand that they should vote for free lot? Did you know that there are 'multi-grain' biscuits made from different grains? In this way, by taking lots from different parties, these 'multi-brain' voters give their votes to whoever they want to vote for! That's why, looking at the politics of this lot and vote, I have to say a couplet that-

Who runs for power

Even if he distributes the lot for free

But the people vote willingly

Understand people at all

Nay Bhot.'

I said, 'Uncle, seeing these leaders playing petty politics and then forming khichdi governments makes me think that the queen of the kitchen is a woman, so why are these men talking in the kitchen of politics?'

Uncle smiled and replied, 'The queen of the kitchen may be a woman, but the top cooks (chefs) in the country and the world are men! Do you watch TV cooking shows or not? In the morning, the expert cook shouts cook... re... cook on the TV screen, so the housewives sit down to learn new dishes. There are dishes in the kitchen and politics is private in the kitchen. Cooking is done in the kitchen and opponents are cooked in the kitchen of politics.'

I said, 'Uncle, now when both the husband and wife are working in a city like Mumbai, then the husband also has to learn to cook? You know, in Mumbai, a cooking class has started a short-term course to teach rotli weaving to men!'

Uncle said, 'In the olden days people hoped for a handsome son, whereas today's modern girls expect a handsome husband.'

I said, 'That's why cooker-free women, freed from the complete responsibility of cooking like sugar-free, go around singing to Tess-

I will wash with Lher

Again and again,

Dhani Maro's artful cooker

And I'm her cookery...'

Pathukaka recalled the news he had seen on TV and said, 'You know, in neighboring enemy Pakistan, riots happen not to win votes, but to win lots?' I nodded and said yes, 'We eat a lot of bullets to get hungry there, while in Pakistan, when the hunger strikes, they are ready to eat bullets (guns). A Shire there just wrote -

Awam Roti hai

Say where is roti hai?'

Uncle said, 'When Quaid Azam Jinnah created Pakistan, he had no idea that in the future the people of Pakistan would have to grind for bread. That's why now the whole world has to look at the government begging for cash and the poor people begging for bread and say whether this is Quaid-e-Azam's Pakistan or something-de-Azam? Seeing this, it should be said that -

Pakala's donation is wrong,

Then who gives bread?

Worse than food

addiction big,

The reason is that the crop is in the hands of China.

I said, 'That's why I keep saying that there is a republic in India and a mother-republic in Pakistan.'

While my uncle and I were doing Ramayana of roti, a ferio selling pav and nankhatai came out with a paper box on his head and shouted in a loud voice, ``Roti... double roti...''

Pathukaka said, 'Nowadays the slogan of the double-engine government is heard everywhere, but you have heard this slogan of double-bread many times, right or not?'

I said, 'Now the roar of double-roti will be heard, right? Where a single party has government at the center and in the state, the leaders will not rise above baking their own bread. Then it must be said freely -

Will only chant

Jai Jai double-roti government,

If the public will not do the need

So next election

It will be necessary to hit.'

Putting a full stop to the rotli-rotla purana, Pathukaka said -

'That big loaf of bread

Who wants to weave,

Even if the opposition is bread and butter

repeatedly,

The people are miserable

Counting the days to come.'

end-speech

In Jabalpur, the administration banned roti baking in tandoors to reduce pollution. Briefly this command can be stated in four lines-

Cook the roti in the tandoor

Then lakhs of fines will stick,

Pollution has created a boom

Don't you dare get caught

wrong