Unburdened Fun - Akshay Antani

(Ho)Balakaki was going to meet her elder son who had settled in London for the first time. As he went to London, he gradually became addicted to 'English'. My uncle and I loaded the luggage in the taxi. Before getting into the taxi, the aunt raised her hand and said come-jo...com-jo...in Gujarji to the poor neighbor.

As the taxi proceeded towards the airport, Pathukaka teased her aunt and said, 'You will look like a 'bagger' who goes on a Plane with six bags.' Aunt said, 'I am going to invest for six months, so I have baggage?' Laughing, uncle said, 'Oh God... do you know what you're talking about when you're drunk in English?' Aunty said, 'Doesn't it matter that Bhayda is soo-soo drunk in English?'

Arrived at the airport and unloaded the luggage. The flight was still four hours away so aunty, me and Pathukaka sat down. Aunt asked which airline is my ticket? Uncle jokingly replied, 'India's air.' Aunty said, 'Would that be a name? India's air and India's water?' Laughing, uncle said, 'You are intoxicated with English, so I got the impression of 'Desi', so I said the name of the airline, Air-India.'

Hearing the name of Air-India, aunty said nervously, 'Hi hi... want to go on an Air-India plane?' I asked 'Aunty, why did you get excited after hearing the name of Air-India?' Aunty said, 'Did a drunken Passenger spoil the mouth of Doshima of my age on the Air India plane itself? What happens if such a brainiac gets lost on a plane?'

Pathukaka said, 'What else will happen in that? As soon as you see such a drunk tourist, you should take off your mask and tie a diaper over your mouth.' After sprinkling, (Ho) Balakaki said, 'A new name is created, isn't it? First I got hyper tension syndrome and now diaper tension on the plane... have the days come?'

Pathukaka said, 'You are absolutely right. Are you going to London to meet our beloved Appuda? When E Appudo was small, he used to climb up the stairs and fly. How can it feel bad when today the big dhandas drink and fly? What to do with this?'

Aunt said, 'What to do in it? Change the name of Air-India to Ser-India'.

I and uncle laughed out loud after hearing aunt's dialogue. Kaki asked, 'What measures should be taken against all the passengers merging like this at a height of thousands of feet from the ground?'

Pathukaka replied, 'I have heard that a person who does such a thing on a plane is banned from traveling on the plane.' Aunty asked, 'But why do you know that the man did McWater on the plane?'

Uncle jokingly said, 'Like we are given water cards? In such a way, make-watercards are issued to those who do P-P in public. In short, a special A-Dhar card will be issued henceforth to make the airport authority aware of the public border?'

I said, 'Uncle, do you remember? One is liquor ban in Gujarat and also BJP's power. At that time, if people wanted liquor from outside, people would jokingly say that BJP-P, not in Gujarat. In this way, if a drunken person in a plane does a pee-pee, it can be called BJ-pee.'

Kaka says, 'The clumsy, underprivileged or illiterate, when traveling on a plane for the first time, knowingly or unknowingly act like they don't ask. Many years ago I used to go to Dubai. Next to me sat the actors of Diora. He used to go to Dubai to give programs in Gujarati society. The artist sitting in the window seat near the window did not sit in any vehicle except a bus or a train. The first time he got a chance to sit on a plane, he was seeing everything through his pale eyes. Coming to Tess, he pressed the tobacco leaf into the galofa. The plane has a fixed glass window and a window that can be closed if the sun shines inwards. How does the artist who is now sitting on the page know this? After twenty minutes, he slowly raised the inner window and slammed it. The shot bounced off the outside window and damaged Paneshri's clothes. Did the brother get into the habit of spitting out of the window of the ST bus? Immediately an air hostess came running and cleaned the cum with a water sprayer. So the diara artist while applauding the performance of the air-hostess said, "Baha khamma... bahai khamma... My boy, do you have to say this?" I messed up and this clever girl came and cleaned me up. At home, my bidi makes herself at my place and brags that it is 'her own'.

Sitting at the airport, we raised suspicions and didn't know where the time had gone. Announcement made - London January Air India key flight is ready for departure, passengers please check your security. Pathukaka said, 'You check the safety of everyone on the ground, but what about the safety of other passengers against the brave passengers who board the plane after drinking in the sky?'

(Ho)Balakaki slowly moved forward for security check and Zarak Malikin looked at Pathukaka and raised her hand and said, 'Tata... Tata... take care of it?' Uncle said, 'If you go to Air India, Tatawala will take care of you.'

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The name of the airline is Air- India,

Take care of passengers- India

If a tourist boat India

If the flight is late, late-India

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against unwanted passengers

Stay safe Air Beauty,

For that, by killing Hattikatt

Create air-beauty,

By looking at which the passenger flew go

No matter how beautiful the air is.

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Emperors used to keep vandals as security guards to protect the begums of their Janan Khana. In this way, the airlines of the far-eastern country, tired of the harassment of unfit passengers in the plane, have hired beautiful third parties as air hostesses.

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One airline's advice to air hostesses: Don't get your waistline under control, we'll replace you with a new-waist.

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Notice for drinkers on planes:

Do not show after getting drunk.

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Safeguarding everyone

and health,

No one does bad things,

So instead of alcohol on the plane

Serve Rab.