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Ladies' hanging and now female's hanging


- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

Nari kabhi na hari... saw the woman's atan up to the latka now see the hit... not this narabaji heard in the early morning from the ground of the society, but listening to the nari-baji, I and Pathukaka rushed down the stairs and reached the ground. Our beau's eyes widened when he went and saw it. (Ho)Balakaki, Parbhaben, Babuben and Manuben of very old age used to play Cricket wearing white t-shirts and white pants. In fact, I got a chance to see the hangings that I had seen so far.

When there was a break in the game, Pathukaka, exhibiting his knowledge, said, 'Now after the break-up? Take a breath and answer why this suddenly made you want to start playing cricket? Why did you mock cricket straight from the kitchen?'

On a table in the ground with necklaces and saucers arranged, the captain of the women's cricket team, (Ho) Balakaki, went to that table and replied with a sigh, 'Our ladies' cricket team has made the women of the whole country proud by winning the World Cup for the seventh time, right? So the sisters of our society decided that if the ladies cricket team won the world cup, we should strive to win the saucer if not the cup. So cup-saucer match or not? Cricket ka khel dekho, cup-saucer ka mail dekho aur maidan mein mail or female dekho...'

Pathukaka came to Ranga and said, 'even though... play and play... even if you bowl-bowling in the field instead of playing balls at home...'

(Ho)Balakaki slapped his face, 'Does your stomach feel sick when you hear us chatting on the phone? Now instead of chatting watch our batting...'

After hearing this, Pathukaka retorted, 'Are you sitting in Delhi sitting innocently and hitting the whole country (financially) blow after blow? So now you are my hit, so Nirmalaben's company too? That's why I say-

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Uncle and I returned home after watching the ladies cricket practice match. After a few minutes the (ho) balakaki, tired and exhausted, came and while falling into the armchair in a way, gasped and said, 'Joyone narishakti no makal? Namoji has given a slogan that 'Beti Bhacha'... Now we have to give a new slogan that 'Bats of girls are saved!' Aunty added, 'Don't you underestimate the power of girls' bats? Has our bat also been associated with the name of Krishna's city?' I asked which city of Srikrishna are you talking about with which the bat is associated? (Ho)Balakaki replied with a smile, 'Bet-dwarka.' As soon as he heard this, Pathukaka suddenly started singing-

'The apple of your eye

The binding of your ball

Poonam's crazy like you alone...'

I stopped my uncle from singing and asked, 'Why did you suddenly come up with this song? Pathukaka said that the one who wrote this funny song which can be considered as the national anthem of Gujarati, the groom, the bride and the Gor Maharaj should all come in the name of the great Gajana poet. Know which name? Venibhai Purohit. A braid is a sign of a bride, a brother means one who arranges for a bridegroom to be married and a priest means one who marries.'

I asked, 'Uncle, instead of talking about cricket, how come you were talking about a poet with a colorful mood like Venibhai?' Uncle said, 'Listen carefully that Venibhai Bet-Dwarka of Jamkhambhaliya near Dwarka, when the other is in a mood, he throws out the opponent by throwing the googly, and then chews the leaf and says, "Are we the googly Brahmins?" So you know how to google? In it, when he wrote the song 'Tari Aankhna Afini', he wrote in the second link - 'Tara ball no bandhani' means Googly-ball match?'

When the aunt got a little tired and was ready to say something, Pathukaka pointed from a distance and told her to be quiet. The aunt was angry, 'How is your uncle doing? In our ladies cricket team everyone tells me to bowl as many balls as possible, while at home your uncle like a clumsy empire knows only one rule of cricket, just pointing no ball...no ball...no ball. Now what to do with your uncle?' I said, 'As a selector, did you select this Pathukaka? Now what else will happen to this?' Pathukaka interjected, 'This is what happens in selection and election? Once you get stuck in selecting or electing, that's it, you're left wringing your hands. True or not?'

I said to my uncle, 'Aunt once did not know the 'c' of cricket and you should be proud to see how well she is bowling and batting on the cricket field today.'

Hearing my talk, my uncle remembered the old story and slapped me and said, 'We who do not even know how to hold a bat even sit on high positions in the cricket clubs? I remember my aunt's story. In these days, when a cricket match was played, there was a commentary on the radio. I am interested in cricket, but your aunt is not interested in it. Once I was eating in the kitchen listening to the commentary on the transistor. The commentator kept shouting and whispering that Jumlo reached 100... Jumlo reached 150... Jumlo reached 175... Your aunt heard this and immediately said that Jumlo seems to be the best player in the match, my son. Reached, see, right?'

While we were talking, Jaygauri, a member of (ho) Balakaki's middle-aged XI team, limped in with a bag in his hand. I asked my aunt, 'What happened to this Dharkham player in your Aghed XI?' Auntie replied, 'During yesterday's practice, I fell in the rush to get a run after a run and sprained my leg. That's why he walks with a limp.' Kaka immediately laughed and said, 'models do cat-walk on the ramp and Jayagori walks with a limp it is called cry-cat walk...'

I said, 'If you play with understanding in the game of the world, you will get mind, and if you play with understanding in the game of cricket, you will get runs, right?'

Pathukaka shook his head and recited the rhyme and the rhyme -

In the game of the world

Village Gajave Baji Baji,

Mia-Bibi is happy with that

So why not do it?

end-speech

Betty smokes the bat

Beating the good

Which no one can reach

His 'bat' reaches him.

** ** **

Chatting in the cell,

Batting in the game.

** ** **

Q: What is the word that comes to mind if read aloud or aloud?

A: R-N-R.

** ** **

A wicket falls in the game

Wicked falls in Rajaramat.

** ** **

Q: How did playing cricket in Gandhiji's school benefit him going forward?

A: 'Out' the British.

** ** **

From kitchen to cricket

Betty has arrived

Bat turn and hit

Betty does

More than no

Betty doesn't

** ** **

Pick up the bat

A woman is not different from a man



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