- Unburdened fun - Akshay Antani

why why why

This is a scam here

The winning player also performs jalsa

Even the losers are hem-khem.

Pathukaka was sitting in the middle of the frozen air of the Election and uttered such impromptu rhymes. Uncle said 'Do you know how much the head of our country does to promote native sports? I asked, 'Uncle, which country game are you talking about?' Pathukaka smiled mischievously and said, "Do you know what is our most native sport?" A vote of vote. That's why I say:

Voting game

This is a native sport

He is mad at the throne

And the bends hold it in prison.

While listening to his uncle's speech, he saw a shocking scene. Neighbor Lakhukaka used to hold Appu's ear and bring it from the field to the house. He grabbed the ear in such a way that Appu was moaning.

Junwani Lakhukaka Tadukya that 'What if I don't? Still has grown up, has gone to gamble, is not ashamed.'

Seeing the bat in Appu's hand, I asked, 'Lakhuka, your son went to play cricket and what are you talking about gambling?' Hearing this, Lakhukaka shouted more furiously, 'Isn't cricket gambling? Batting only happens in two games, right?'

Pathukaka shook his head and said 'it's true what is the difference between game and gambling? Earlier cricket game was auctioned and now cricketers are auctioned openly and bidding is done?

This is a game, a game, a game

Or shame, shame, shame

I said, 'Uncle, when we were young, we used to have fun playing Gilli-Danda, Sattali, Kho-Kho, Lagori and Theri.'

Uncle said 'Why did you forget one more game Divyangdi (lame)? How fun was it to taunt and catch the opponent on one leg? But now it has happened that most of the country games are slowly turning into state games, that's why I say that the oldest country game is the game of vote.'

I said, 'Uncle, today many people play lame and keep their tangdi high. Many wingless one-footed birds, i.e. independents, after the election game, hop on and join the party that is in the running for power. This is called a foreign party, which plays lame for the sake of profit and keeps it tight.'

'Do you remember the country game of gilli-danda?' Pathukaka asked. I said 'Why don't you remember Gilly Danda? How do we play in the village field or on the street even in the hot sun?' Kaka says that now many are elected on the strength of money and muscle power. So this game has a political color: Galli-Danda and Delhi Funda... know what it means? Kaink Khepani players, who put sticks in the alley, are awe-inspiring, when they get lucky, they reach Delhi, so they have to say: Galli-danda and Delhi Funda.

I told my uncle that in the game of elections, the leaders have now embarked on a show of power. Big announcements are made, today the power-show of the so-and-so leader, tomorrow the power-show of the Dhinkan leader, the power-show of the tail on the last day... What has happened to the leaders?

Pathukaka scratched his head and said, 'Try to understand the meaning of the display of power. Those who think that they will lose themselves, those who think that the opponent will push, all show like this. So you know what I consider this show of strength? Shakathi-Performance understood? shakati-performance.

I said, uncle, what kind of games are played for the sake of the chair? It has to be said that the players who have been in silent mode till now are getting into full action mode as the elections are approaching.

Earlier Jinki used to fly

Drowsiness from not

Wo bhi chunavi akhade mein

Karne lage kushti

Pathukaka not only applauded these four lines, but said, 'When the leaders go to the arena, everything goes to the pit...'

I asked 'Should high-jump have a place in this native sport of Kaka Mat or not?' Why didn't Pathukaka speak? There are so many players who are so skilled in tying that the high tying reaches my height. Then he forgets about the voters standing below. The one who reaches high by the voters is not considered a high-jump player but a high-jump player? Looking at this native game of Khurshi, Khurshidasji writes that:

'Khurshi' hi poor key

The poet does not go empty

Moa cattle or leather se

The iron is consumed.

Unity in diversity

In due course

In our country there is unity in diversity. But when the elections are near, many formalities are seen. Just like in a kabaddi match, the lines change, in the gabadi match, many lines change and join the Sami team.

Pathukaka, who was surprised to see the number of contractors doing this and the supporters coming out to support, asked that 'This game is called pole-jump in English.

I said to my uncle, 'You know what? Elections are called polls in English, just as pole jump is the game of hanging with the help of a cane, right? So when the election (poll) comes, for long and high jump for profit, it is also called pole jump, right or not? '

Laughing, Pathukaka said that how does the Gujarati meaning of poll fit for electoral politics? If there is a cavity inside, it is called a pole, the bells of the election and the drum beating dhribang dhribang are also polls inside, right? That's why many leaders who beat the village like a drum are inside only polempoles. Such 'Polia' are caught early or late? So these Batamjis, who are born not to serve the people but to contest elections, know what I say: "Pol-son".

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It is lively

Excited to throw

The bowlers have the ball in their hands

There is chaos everywhere in the election game

In a pole-jump without a hitch

Inside is a polempole.

end-speech

Gandhiji comes in handy for notes

Gandhiji comes to work for injury

A journey not a walk at the time

Gandhiji comes in handy for votes.

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Q: Why is panipuri called gol-gappa in Delhi?

A: Gappa is chased to achieve the goal of reaching Delhi, so Pani-Puri is called Gol-Gappa in Delhi.

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Leopard in the jungle

Koo-leopard in the jungle of politics

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Khadi covers on cushions

Cushion Lover on Khadi

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Vote for Supatra

Vote for Kupatra.