2024-04-23 23:11
There's was a burning train that went right through the center of London, Ontario today, and I have no idea what the hell is going on.Other than, it's a train, it's burning, and I have nothi… Read More
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2024-04-23 23:06
Naw, I'm kidding, that was pure clickbait.However, according to this garbage article, 8.15% of women treated by female physicians died within 30 days, whereas, the % is 8.38 when male… Read More
2024-04-23 23:01
This is just as I expected. Even though Lutherans are great bakers, and Baptists make a mean roast beef dinner, it's still the pagans, atheists, and other various malcontents that are t… Read More
2024-04-23 20:04
We're going to the moon!!!!!1!1!! Read More
2024-04-23 17:24
Just crack/methheads slow-rolling down the street, casually looking into every house they pass by.Typically, with a hoodie all the way over their head, in 36c weather. Drinking a Timmy's whi… Read More
2024-04-22 22:13
And I don't mean he's THE shit, he's just shit Read More
2024-04-22 22:11
For only 10K American ($750 million Canadian), you can own your very own knock-off Chinese dog robot, ripped off from the good folks at Boston Dynamics.You'll never receive truer love than t… Read More
2024-04-22 20:32
A good man is a dangerous man.Unleash your inner dangerous man Read More
2024-04-22 20:30
Walking, riding, lifting weights, or doing anything to improve your physical well-being is a sign of white supremacy.How, you may ask? Well, eating slop, smoking meth, lazing arou… Read More
2024-04-22 20:25
Keep in mind that the chosen ideal body size for a woman was selected by other women.In other words, it's not accurate at all.If you are a rotund woman, or just pack an extra 40 lbs, this bo… Read More
2024-04-22 16:20
We could play this game with convicts - except they don't get the benefit of wearing the suit. Remove the hornet nest and place into bag and win your freedom.Watch on Pay-per-view, only $14… Read More
2024-04-21 23:49
Is it too good to be true! Of course not, it's TRUE, it's TRUE!Say goodbye to constant readjustments and hello to effortless style and confidence!Engineered with innovative design and materi… Read More
2024-04-21 23:39
Somewhere in an Ontario City this happened. I don't know where, but the name probably rhymes with Crampton.What you thought you saw here was a man with a spine trying to avert a robbery. Wha… Read More
2024-04-21 04:03
Neptune is a lowering tide that exposes scat savoring Socialism, creates a desire to see people alight, conceals propaganda, and selects fresh buffet fare for the endangered ocean lamprey.&n&hell…Read More
2024-04-21 01:29
I've watched this 10 times and I still can't figure out if this woman is 20 years old or 44?It is hard to find a job though, even though we are told this is an employee market.BTW, it's an e… Read More
2024-04-21 01:29
'Excuse me, excuse me, what are your gluten-free options?' Read More
2024-04-21 01:19
There's another reason why std's among women are skyrocketing, but I'll be damned if I can remember what it is.It's right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't think of it.Man, what the… Read More
2024-04-20 13:29
On average, there are 22 car thefts per day in Brampton. This is but one of them.If this makes you nervous, you can always take the bus. Oh right, the bus Read More
2024-04-18 21:01
True, True. BUT, Canada has diversity, and diversity is our biggest strength!Take that, Putler! Read More
2024-04-18 20:58
My Financial Advisor really is shitt.me/mayorofmitchieville Read More
2024-04-18 20:56
If you don't like that opinion, just give me a few days and I can have a brand new opinion for you Read More
2024-04-18 00:11
How could a movie of such magnitude not make trillions of dollars?And before you say it must be racism, I must tell you a little secret - I bought a new shirt today and it is sinfully sexy o… Read More
2024-04-18 00:07
If I was a robot, I would totally come up with a research paper that reveals everyone wants to have sex with me.That's so typical robot that it makes me laugh.Beep beep boop.Telegram … Read More
2024-04-18 00:03
The TTC - where we prioritize your safety through rigorous security measures and details. We also offer a range of entertainment options, including curated art installations to live performa… Read More
2024-04-17 00:34
Smoking heroin and walking around all day crunk-eyed whilst wearing fashionable head-wear is the only philosophy I ascribe to.There, I said it.Telegram t.me/mayorofmitchieville Read More
2024-04-17 00:30
It's best to avoid asking this fine young man what his preferred pronouns are, if you know what's best for you.Telegram t.me/mayorofmitchieville Read More
2024-04-16 22:29
You're looking at about 300,000 public sector workers. If it takes 4 private sector workers to sustain 1 public worker, then that's in the area of 1.2 million private sector workers.Can this… Read More
2024-04-15 22:38
Life is an amazing gig.Telegram t.me/mayorofmitchieville Read More
2024-04-15 22:25
The dumbest shit has to go to this unit.Please moms, don't smoke crack while pregnant.Telegram t.me/mayorofmitchieville Read More
2024-04-15 03:55
Aries: Late Monday be yourself as you choose to push people out of the way. If you are up to being outnumbered in a road rage confrontation, take on that special group of beggars on yo… Read More
2024-04-15 00:27
It's not my problem and I don't care. I would never fight for a foreign power, or let my children fight. NOT OUR PROBLEM Read More
2024-04-14 23:44
Even though whitey only comprises about 8% of the global population (and 100% of its problems - gimme gimme gimme), I'm completely onboard when it comes to the soy community making sure they… Read More
2024-04-14 22:51
As we waited for Iran's response to Israel's attack on Iran's embassy on April 1, it became apparent that whatever was going to happen was going to turn out to be a nothing burger with an ex… Read More
2024-04-04 03:40
My journey of healing began when I bought two door locks on sale at Canadian Tire. As a retired person, pretty much all forms of recreation are closed off from me by racism. People of my age… Read More
2024-03-31 10:21
Nothing like a beautiful sunrise to clarify the mind. Be sure to continue to follow the Mayor of Mitchieville on Telegram, or Pinterest, Myself, I am dealing with some temporal mat… Read More
2024-03-28 21:03
Now that you realize that leadership needs a mentor and a tutor to slowly perform basic tasks, you can game your way to improvements in your life condition. You have command over simpl… Read More
2024-03-28 00:20
Me, I have friends. Some have office jobs. They do not fix cars. One of my office friends, he needs money. He works in the financial sector in Toronto, in a big tower. His side hustle is fin… Read More
2024-03-25 16:30
So, you need a sex tape for your resume. It is the woke thing to do now. If you want to advance your career in the financial services sector. Prove your pronouns is the slogan. Let us face i… Read More
2024-03-25 09:21
Aries: You go undercover to undermine a plot. Your sign is always in dynamic tension between your inner immovable force and your daily existence as an irresistible object. Starting Mo… Read More
2024-03-23 03:50
I can go and get a free crack pipe, but I still get bullshit backtalk about Ketchup on my fries. One of the regional sauces of North America is Ketchup. I value Ketchup. It tastes good. I am… Read More
2024-03-18 16:25
The Elephant in the Room is a phrase I associate with endless hours of health and safety training. In common use amongst tradesmen, it was an awareness chant. Not no more.Apparently, the phr… Read More
2024-03-17 17:15
Aries: A routine task at work ends up with you holding absolute power. Things are on the low down until Thursday, when the beans boil over. Turn a crisis to your purposes, eh, Aries? F… Read More
2024-03-10 17:59
Xipe Totec reveals himself in financial services sector software. The reskinning of software engines has awoken something. Expect to see ectoplasm manifestations around cash machines… Read More
2024-03-05 23:10
Access means infiltration. The objective of infiltration is Accommodation.Accommodation means:undermine productivity ... with a diversity of accommodations. destroy merit-based systems … Read More
2024-03-03 16:23
Astrology can guide you. It is a friend that takes you by the hand and takes you towards your destiny. This is the Horoscope for the week of March 3rd, 2024.Aries: Friday morning, an impress… Read More
2024-02-29 23:10
Open your mind you squares to hippie wisdom. From the bong Astrology peddled here to the next plane: Crystals! And because I care, let me share with you an easy to get power Crystal yo… Read More
2024-02-29 20:51
The old hands always used to talk kind of quiet like about this stuff, but they are silent now in the mess. Kind of makes you wonder. Something lost there, HQ? Do you need… Read More
2024-02-29 02:30
What is coming will be unlike anything any of us ever imagined. For many, the hurt will be lethal Read More
2024-02-28 22:29
Here's a bunch of nonsense that happened:Kellogg's CEO finds himself in warm milk after suggestion that the peasants should save money by...wait for it...Kellogg’s CEO Gary Pilni… Read More
2024-02-28 00:44
I keep this picture on my lawn to keep the crows away:Apameh S., a 39-year-old Iranian-born architect, won the Miss Germany 2024 competition held on February 24, 2024, at Europa-Park i… Read More
2024-02-27 19:07
The thing about having Secret Plans is not that you are edgy; the thing about having Secret Plans is having a Secret Planning Department. Throw in a serving of coffee, a room to change out o… Read More
2024-02-27 01:03
Aries: A lingering air of madness is found in your public spaces. When you see naked people, having a good time, in a shopping mall you only frequent rarely, then you have a decision to make… Read More
2024-02-25 18:05
"Al Jazeera reports that about 200,000 new fighters in Yemen have joined the Ansar Allah (Houthi) movement, bringing the total size of the Houthi army to about 500,000."H/T - telegram- IL Ru… Read More
2024-02-25 14:40
The head of the Main Intelligence Directorate of Ukraine, Kyrylo Budanov, said that, according to Ukrainian intelligence, Alexey Navalny actually died due to a blood clot.Telegram - Kalibrat… Read More
2024-02-23 21:18
We shall see.Oh yes, we shall see Read More
2024-02-23 00:19
No proof, no examples, no nothing. Just trudeau's wispy little girl voice expressing his/her anger that no one loves him/her anymore. Why are people disagreeing with me? They must… Read More
2024-02-22 00:09
Whoa, enough of your wild fantasies, man!This internal combustion thingie of yours is what I like to a call 'a figment of your imagination.' Read More
2024-02-21 18:23
I'm getting tired of presenting these unfortunate truths Read More
2024-02-20 23:49
It's better they're dancing, because there is not a snowball chance in hell they'll ever be able to chase down criminals Read More
2024-02-20 23:44
The first steps toward victory is to devastate your military while simultaneously depleting your country's budget.Check and mate, Putler! Read More
2024-02-20 21:57
JouRNaLiSTs Read More
2024-02-20 18:44
The bell tolls for Bell:The company announced Thursday in an open letter signed by chief executive Mirko Bibic that 4,800 jobs "at all levels of the company" would be cut. Bell Media is… Read More
2024-02-19 14:03
I was peeling beets. My landlord has a super slicer. The best thing I have seen to peel beets. I was thinking of Edgar Allan Poe. I was thinking of peeling skin… Read More
2024-02-18 23:48
The Mayor predicted years ago that the 'Man Hug' would eventually lead to this.Sometimes I hate being right Read More
2024-02-18 17:29
Aries: You can set up a new identity between noon Monday and midnight Tuesday. After midnight strikes on Tuesday, however, a Xipe Totec poltergeist manifests in several corporate computer sy… Read More
2024-02-16 14:26
I'm on pins and needles wondering what these 'devastating consequences' will be?Perhaps a 73rd round of sanctions?Take that, Putler! Read More
2024-02-16 00:11
Criticize the turbo-cancer shot or any other govt approved therapeutics, and find yourself thrown in jail with common murderers, rapists, and child molesters.Welcome to France.The only thing… Read More
2024-02-15 22:07
Joining Japan, Germany, and soon to be nearly every European nation (and Canada), the UK officially enters a recession.Not to worry though, as the unelected Prime Minister Sunak stated, he b… Read More
2024-02-15 18:00
For older men, the onset of Eternal War is good news! Lots of job categories opening up. One of which is Air Raid Warden. Here are the Top 5 ways to make money as an Air Raid Warden in… Read More
2024-02-14 22:00
If you look to the bottom right, you will see someone by the name of Fenris Badwulf.If as he is known in the Motherland - Fenrismir Vladwulf Read More
2024-02-14 21:28
I bought beach property in the Artic because of that prediction. Oh well, maybe next year. Yup, there's always next year Read More
2024-02-13 22:11
Just like Avdiivka. Falling....falling....falling Read More
2024-02-13 18:00
You do not want to really talk about your job prospects in the Eternal War if you are an older man. The younger men are all going to die. Well, go to the front. You do not want to upse… Read More
2024-02-13 16:59
I'm not sure what is going on here, but the police need our help Read More
2024-02-12 21:23
This is perhaps the whitest person I have ever seen.And if you value your job, your career, and love your family, you will agree.100% white Read More
2024-02-12 21:00
Being on top of army stuff is a great way to show enthusiasm for the current thing. But you should watch your mouth. Careerist informers are everywhere. Here are the Top 5… Read More
2024-02-12 19:30
The covid hoax - the gift that keeps on giving Read More
2024-02-11 22:49
It was only a few months back that the media started to introduce *reports* and *surveys* that showed a Presidential run by RFK Jr would hurt Trumps chances at regaining the Presidency.These… Read More
2024-02-11 16:42
It's our daughter's Birthday today, and I thought it would be a nice idea to make her a big pancake. When I flipped the big pancake, it split into a few pieces as you can see, so things didn… Read More
2024-02-10 21:08
Aries: Tuesday at Midnight you have an appointment with destiny. Electrical devices spark attention. Road rage figures prominently in your public spaces on Wednesday, but d… Read More
2024-02-09 21:00
With only 320 days left until Christmas, you need to pause for a moment and read these top 5 Christmas shopping tips for February, 2024! Traditionally, February is the month that Black… Read More
2024-02-08 18:57
Tape record your entire day at work. You will not get through a year of work without your name coming up in an HR penis hunt. You do not want to get fired, or set up to be fired later… Read More
2024-02-07 23:36
I would say the thing I miss most about smoking is every single thing. Smoking was the best.A smoke and a coffee first thing when you woke up was the greatest thing ever in the entire histor… Read More
2024-02-05 01:45
When it comes to addictions, Canada is world class:Many Canadians are addicted to drugs. In fact, the country is ranked as the second most drug-addicted country in the world.That’… Read More
2024-02-04 03:53
Aries: Your old pal, The Earth Shaker, has fun stuff planned for Thursday. All day long. Before that is the planning. You get to plan, Aries. There is a place f… Read More
2024-02-02 22:44
Because it sure looks as if Lloyd Austin shit his pants.And if he didn't shit his pants, he should say he did, because if he didn't, whatever he has that makes him walk that way is 300x wors… Read More
2024-02-02 20:39
Should I have warned Gollum, the homeless guy? He was going through some stuff left out in the trees. This is the park at the north west of Davenport and Bathurst. Go… Read More
2024-02-02 02:59
I am a life long learner. I am filled with enthusiasm, weapons grade. Did you know that you can get a realistic head of hair from your dog or cat? Yes, it is true. Using th… Read More
2024-01-30 23:19
There are always going to be hundreds of various scenarios that can be played out on the battlefield, but it has become obvious that these massive carriers will become sitting ducks against… Read More
2024-01-30 19:14
I'm not saying if this is right or wrong, but it sure would explain a lot if it was true Read More
2024-01-30 18:10
I got to visit a friend and feed their dog. I was dog sitting, actually. I do not know what he was thinking, so I just had to make up what I should do. I started by boiling… Read More
2024-01-29 17:36
The wolves are starting to circle the carcass of Ukraine:“Regarding the war in Ukraine, our message is very simple: immediate ceasefire, peace and a resolution through talks,&rdq&hell…Read More
2024-01-29 13:00
And so the Great Ukraine land-Grab of 2024 begins:"Northern Bukovina cannot be forgotten! Southern Bessarabia cannot be forgotten! The Hertsa land, Transylvania, everything that was and is t… Read More
2024-01-28 23:32
The Mayor believes he has figured out PUtin'S plan of attack when it comes to taking over THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.Firstly, Putin has his Shock-troops invade the Baltic's (easy as pie), then onto… Read More
2024-01-28 20:45
What this means is that Sunak lost his first leadership race to Truss, who herself then lost to a lettuce, and now Sunak lost to a man his party has described as 'worse than HiTLEr.'The lett… Read More
2024-01-28 15:33
Jack, Rick, and Marta learned the hard way.Don't be like Jack, Rick, and Marta Read More
2024-01-28 01:18
"You stole my dreams and my childhood."Luckily they didn't steal her Mercedes and her houses Read More
2024-01-27 16:32
Aries: You take the spoils of war on Tuesday. The powdered wig of the "Mozart at court" look suits you. And, do take advantage of the bodice ripping. One of the… Read More
2024-01-25 23:35
Unlock the secrets of extreme wealth with the 'Send your financial coach a yacht fund' strategy!First, master the art of Swift wire transfers - the faster, the wealthier!Second, Embrace the… Read More
2024-01-25 23:14
Then again, he might have said that Read More
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