We have begged, pleaded and petitioned the powers that be to allow us an added day for the Weekend, but will these people listen?
Bearing that in mind, here are the different types of Nigerians who could have used an extra day or 365 added to the weekend, but are just falling short. They’re around and probably looking over your shoulder, reading this with you — we present, the different types of Nigerian co-workers, the Monday Morning after a short weekend:
The ones that are ready to pull the fire alarm in the office, if it means all the drama will allow them to sleep for five more minutes in their cars.
“If I run very fast, maybe I can even make the sleep seven minutes.”
The ones that can’t even pretend that they’re happy to be at work.
“AND WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THE MORNING, MORENIKEJI?”
The ones that are actually happy to be at work on a Monday morning.
You might think they’re doing something right, but are 100% crazy and will probably snap in about a week or two.
The maniacs that spent the whole weekend partying and posting on Instastories, but still look energised somehow.
30+ year olds, do not try this at home.
The ones that are still hungover from the night before, trying to use Visine and the Grace of God to hide the truth.
The eyes may lie Chico, but you losing your footing twice on the stairwell doesn’t.
The ones that need a little help from the spirit to get through the day.
And we’re not talking the holy one.
The ones that are pumped and ready for the new week.
Let’s all agree to hate them, okay?
The one that started his countdown to Friday as soon as his leg touched the office floor Monday morning.
Only 4 days and 110 hours to go.
How are you holding up this Monday morning?
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