I like to Poop. It's one of my favorite things to do. Next to biting and chewing. I poop every where. In the bedroom on the carpet. In the kitchen on the hardwood. In the living room, by the front door. But my favorite place to poop is right in front of my Grammy's room. It makes her so mad that she yells at me and I dance all around her feet. My Grammy keeps saying, "I just don't have the patience for a puppy anymore." And that makes me want to poop in front of her door more. She closes her door and says, "I'm allergic." And that makes me want to get in there even more. nothing anybody can do will make me stop pooping on the floor. They let me outside and I run right back in and poop on the floor, even if I just pooped outside. i will squeeze something out. I am an unstoppable pooping machine. I laugh at my mama because she's powerless against me pooping.